“We’d like to hire you to be our ‘spokes-model’ at the convention.”
“Okay.”

“You will have to act the part, pretend you’re riding the motorcycle through the countryside.”
“Okay.”

“You’ll probably have to do it for several hours at a time. Are you up to that?”
“Okay.”

“Show us how you’d REALLY look riding on this magnificent machine, with the wind blowing through your hair.”
“Okay.”

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“Do you have any questions for us?”
“Yeah. Can you get me on The Overnight Open Thread?”