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Potty Mouth

by Bunk Five Hawks X ( 119 Comments › )
Filed under Humor, OOT, Open thread at June 20th, 2012 - 11:00 pm


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Ignore the obnoxious holiday potty cozies, because this message has to do with old-fashioned parenting penalties. If your child gets ticked off and utters a dirty word, NEVER wash his/her mouth out with soap, because tomorrow morning you just may earn a visit from Karma Ghost, via The Overnight Open Thread.

Truth In Advertising

by Bunk Five Hawks X ( 40 Comments › )
Filed under Humor, OOT, Open thread at May 30th, 2012 - 11:00 pm


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Reminds me of a small town I lived in for a while.  It was so small that the dentist and the proctologist was the same guy. It didn’t bother us much, we just scheduled our dental appointments for first thing in the morning. (Okay, I stole that joke from Pinkard & Bowden, but so what?)

So bend over and say “Ahh” because everyone has a scheduled appointment with
The Overnight Open Thread.

Best Seat In The House

by Bunk Five Hawks X ( 116 Comments › )
Filed under Humor, OOT, Open thread at February 28th, 2012 - 11:00 pm

No exhaust fan needed, but it’s gonna be a tad chilly in the morning. The t.p.’s gonna be a bit damp, too, and your neighbors in the building across the street will set their clocks by your schedule.

(Now before you check out that website, be forewarned. I quit lifting stuff from that Russian site years ago due to spam beacons and worse.)

So have a seat and enjoy the fresh air as we unburden our loads on
The Overnight Open Thread.