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Tying The Knot after 28 Years!

by Deplorable Macker ( 42 Comments › )
Filed under Entertainment, Headlines at October 1st, 2011 - 5:53 pm

Sometime after Sunset this evening (Pacific Time), Gene Simmons, of all people, will finally marry the woman he’s been with for twenty-eight years, Shannon Tweed!

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“It is time for me to grow up. I’m 62. I’ve been doing a lot of wacky stuff for an awfully long time — the band, the thing, traveling around the world and all that. There’s nobody I’ve ever loved. There’s nobody I’ve ever said ‘I love you’ to. I even find it difficult to say ‘I love you’ to my mother, but I love Shannon with all my heart and all my soul and always will.”

Considering Simmons’ celebrity lifestyle, it won’t be easy for him…especially since Ashley Madison is already tempting him with, supposedly, 1 MILLION credits. This is the LAST thing he needs.
Rather, let us all pray for both Gene and Shannon, that they will succeed and remain Faithful to each other for the rest of their lives together.

It’s Just Part Of Growing Up.

by Bunk Five Hawks X ( 126 Comments › )
Filed under Humor, Open thread at July 9th, 2011 - 11:00 pm


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Yeah, I remember that time. You suddenly realize that you’re 23, you skipped college to pursue a career in music. You’re wearing ridiculous makeup and pretending you’re in a band that you’re not in. You’ve become allergic to your own costume, and the itch is incessant.

Working the night shift keeps you permanently pale, and the workplace smells like stale beer and urine. Nobody likes you except for pasty white fat chicks with barbed wire tattoos on their cankles and guys with scars who are missing teeth.

BUT WAIT. THERE’S HOPE.

Heh. No there’s not, and I lied about remembering a time like that.
Suck it up big guy, but don’t sulk about it, because everyone’s welcome here on The Overnight Open Thread.

One Little Kiss

by Bunk Five Hawks X ( 109 Comments › )
Filed under Crime, Humor, Middle East, Music, Open thread, Religion, Sharia (Islamic Law), World at April 5th, 2010 - 8:00 pm

One little kiss earned two friends room and board for a month for the low price of $250.  Unfortunately they can’t stay in the same room or visit each other during this time, and, um, it’s an offer that they’re not allowed to refuse.

DUBAI, United Arab Emirates (AP) – A Dubai appeals court on Sunday upheld a one-month prison sentence for a British couple convicted of kissing in a restaurant.

The pair landed in court after an Emirati woman complained about the public kiss, which the couple insisted was just a peck on the cheek. They were arrested in November and convicted of inappropriate behavior and illegal drinking.

Cosmopolitan Dubai has the most relaxed social codes in the conservative Gulf, but authorities enforce strict decency laws and regularly crack down on people accused of pushing the limits, which can include everything from wearing a mini skirt to losing one’s temper in traffic.[Source]

One little kiss and Sharia don’t like it. On the bright side, the couple was granted 30 days to appeal their sentence to a higher court.
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The photo is of the band Mini Kiss, a Kiss cover band made up of little people, except their songs are shorter. To make up (heh, makeup) for that groaner, this’ll be an Open Thread.