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Three guys were sitting around bragging about the best bar they’d ever been to.
Gus: “The best bar? I know a place that for every beer you buy, the bartender gives you a free shot.”
Walter: “That’s nothing. In my neighborhood there’s a bar that does the same, and they have a free all-you-can-eat buffet, too.”
Killgore: “Heh. I know of a better place. Free dinner and all you can drink, and at 10PM they take you into the back room and you get laid.”
The other guys’ eyes got wide in disbelief. “No way. You’ve been there?”
Killgore: “No, but my sister has.”
Badump-Quiche. And with that we’re off and running on The Overnight Open Thread.
