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This is a Test.

by Bunk Five Hawks X ( 22 Comments › )
Filed under Academia, Humor, OOT, Open thread, Satire at January 29th, 2012 - 11:00 pm


[via National Lampoon July 1971]
Do not click any image until you are instructed to do so. Read and follow the instructions on Page 2. All answers must be honest. Post your scores below. You may now begin.

This is a special open-book edition of The Overnight Open Thread.

This Is Only A Test

by Bunk Five Hawks X ( 238 Comments › )
Filed under Humor, Open thread at February 19th, 2011 - 11:00 pm

This is a test of the Emergency Blogmocracy System. The Blogmockers of your area in voluntary cooperation with federal, state and local authorities have developed this system to keep you informed in the event of an emergency.  If this had been an actual emergency you would have been redirected to DoD or Table 9 followed by official information, news or instructions.

This concludes this test of the Emergency Blogmocracy System. We now return you to the regularly scheduled Overnight Open Thread.



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Question 10 – Sometimes Giraffes Can Be Real Dicks.

by Bunk Five Hawks X ( 186 Comments › )
Filed under Art, Education, Evolution, Food and Drink, Health Care, Humor, Open thread at February 3rd, 2011 - 11:00 pm


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Besides being heartless creatures, apparently giraffes are also lethargic, as these two have been stationary for months with green crap hanging out of their mouths while genetically challenged mutant boy dies and rots.

What I can’t figure out is why gcmb starved himself instead of foraging elsewhere, chewing up smaller trees and bushes. Hell, he coulda given one of those selfish elites a chomp on their hindquarters and maybe he’d have survived as a carnivore instead.  The other alternative is to eat the accumulated partially digested spoor that is also missing from those delightfully amateurish illustrations. (Yeah, I just told gcmb to eat shit.)

But nooooo. He’s gotta stand there and whine and die a horrible death instead of taking the initiative. This is more circumstantial evidence that vegetarians suck in the mental department. Speaking of mental, it’s time for The Overnight Open Thread.
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[UPDATE: TV news reporter lists some of the basic foods that humans require for a balanced diet. Very informative.]