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Besides being heartless creatures, apparently giraffes are also lethargic, as these two have been stationary for months with green crap hanging out of their mouths while genetically challenged mutant boy dies and rots.
What I can’t figure out is why gcmb starved himself instead of foraging elsewhere, chewing up smaller trees and bushes. Hell, he coulda given one of those selfish elites a chomp on their hindquarters and maybe he’d have survived as a carnivore instead. The other alternative is to eat the accumulated partially digested spoor that is also missing from those delightfully amateurish illustrations. (Yeah, I just told gcmb to eat shit.)
But nooooo. He’s gotta stand there and whine and die a horrible death instead of taking the initiative. This is more circumstantial evidence that vegetarians suck in the mental department. Speaking of mental, it’s time for The Overnight Open Thread.
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[UPDATE: TV news reporter lists some of the basic foods that humans require for a balanced diet. Very informative.]
Tags: Darwin, dicks, diet, giraffes, Overnight Open Thread, question, starvation, test
