“We’d like to hire you to be our ‘spokes-model’ at the convention.”
“Okay.”
“You will have to act the part, pretend you’re riding the motorcycle through the countryside.”
“Okay.”
“You’ll probably have to do it for several hours at a time. Are you up to that?”
“Okay.”
“Show us how you’d REALLY look riding on this magnificent machine, with the wind blowing through your hair.”
“Okay.”
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“Do you have any questions for us?”
“Yeah. Can you get me on The Overnight Open Thread?”
“Now… with my face tripping me, I trundle and stravaig wearily behind Mrs Bastard, and Mrs Bastard’s mammy. My houghs are aching, my arms fair pulled out of their oxter’s, carrying shopping bags the equivalent in weight of a Volkswagen under each arm. My mooth being drier than the watering holes of the Sudan. My bank balance lighter than a ballerinas fart, I am continuing to rue my words woefully.”
Unfortunately that image and delightful prose came from a now-defunct website authored by Jimmy Bastard. We proudly resurrect it for your enjoyment on
The Overnight Open Thread.
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Don’t know what that is exactly, but it makes for a nice high-powered and wavy edition of The Overnight Open Thread.
Yesterday Coldwarrior mentioned this esteemed organization, and I suggested that it needed a logo. CW demanded goaded liked the idea. We’ll be adding it to The BlogMock-Diary of Daedalus Store as soon as the password is recovered from beneath the hidden trap door behind the couch in the BlogMock Rec Room. While you’re waiting for a self-serving advertisement, let’s wander off into the foggy realm of The Overnight Open Thread.
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