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Fake owl pellets, coughed up by synthetic owls – is this a great country or what? Now if you want the real deal, you can get them here, complete with little mousie bones and fur and stuff.

Hawking owl hockings must be quite an industry judging by the number of companies in the business, and I wish I’d recobanized the market niche years ago. I suppose if you bought a couple of thousand you could stitch up your own rodent fur coat.

For all you nightowls: let’s cough up a wad for The Overnight Open Thread.