From what I understand, the author of this post is unknown:

Обама is the Shepherd I did not want.

He leadeth me beside the Still Factories,

He restoreth my faith in the Republican Party.

He guideth me in the Path of Unemployment for his Party’s sake.

Yea, though I walk through the Valley of the Bread Line, I shall fear no Hunger, for his Bailouts are with me.

He has anointed my Income with Taxes: my Expenses runneth over.

Surely, Poverty and Hard Living will follow me all the days of my Life,

And I will live in a Mortgaged Home forever.

As I read this, the following lines from Pink Floyd’s song, “Sheep”, came to mind:

When cometh the day we lowly ones,
Through quiet reflection, and great dedication
Master the art of Judo,
Lo, we shall rise up,
And then we’ll make the bugger’s eyes water.

An unintentional reference to Election Day 2012, woudn’t you agree?

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