Dirty Harry Callahan:  “A good man always knows his limitations.”

Frank Zappa:  “Wisdom is the Domain of the Wis.”

Jerry Jeff Walker:  “The answer, my friend, is not pissin’ in the wind; the answer is pissin’ in the sink.”

Country Dick Montana:  “Always put the toilet seat up after you’re done peeing on it.”

Bunk Strutts:  “I’ll be right back. I gotta see a man about an Overnight Open Thread.“