[Image via “Keggers of Yore.”]

…and nine months later BowtieBoy had a baby, but he never found out who the child’s mother was.

The title of this thread comes from a cornball song by Red Ingle & The Natural Seven, featuring “The Main St. Choral Society.” A Spike Jones alumnus, Red Ingle’s greatest hit “Tim-Tayshun” featured the vocals of Cinderella G. Stump (Jo Stafford).

“Cigareetes & Whusky“ made it to Number 4 on the charts in March of 1948, and was covered by a number of artists, including Sons of the Pioneers, Jim Croce, and The Muppets. We’re pleased to present this great piece of musical history on The Overnight Open Thread.