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There’s a lot of talent standing on that crate, but I have no idea who he is, what he’s painting, or why. Although the slices of porkroastraisinbread don’t match the marbling of the cuts, I don’t think I’d have the heart to tell him. There’s always the remote possibility that after all that work he might become despondent, down a bottle of cheap sherry and step in front of a trolley. Then where would we be?

There’d be one less porkroastraisinbread illustrator in the world, and we’d all discuss it on an Overnight Open Thread.