Everything you need to be a Superdick bundled up in a One Stop Shop. Want to shop there but lost your license? Get your Superhero Certification reinstated via Brooklyn Superhero Supply Co. online. (The BRC shops here, and they sell Jazzy Magical Ponytails, too.)
More great money-saving shopping tips offered for free, courtesy of
The Overnight Open Thread.
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Christmas fruitcakes were a tradition when I was a tad, but not everyone has the taste that I do. For those of you who used them as doorstops, or re-gifted them to those on the lower rungs of your gift ladder, may I suggest this compact reusable and recyclable alternative.
Although the taste is always questionable, the flavor never wanes, here on
The Overnight Open Thread.
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Okay, um, lessee. You open the sickly dog’s skull, stick his tongue to the roof of his mouth and pour in a bunch of green slime with little tidbits in it. Now the sinuses are loaded. Close the head, and doggy drools infected pus with candies that you try to retrieve with electrified tweezers before they land on his tongue.
But here’s the excellent twist: If you pick the wrong tidbit, you are awarded with 100V of Japanese current coursing through your metacarpals. Hilarity ensues as you roll on the floor convulsing uncontrollably on The Overnight Open Thread.
[Update: More Great Gift Ideas.]
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What a great toy! Man-o-man this sends me back. What 11-year-old boy could resist a wooly mammoth with wings and don’t-eat-the-yellow-snow tusks, with a pair of snow-covered tatas growing out of its trunk? Japanese marketing is amazing, almost as amazing as The Overnight Open Thread.
[Update: Apparently it’s an advertisement for a ski-resort near Tokyo. The locals say it just tits.]
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