Okay, first guy’s a funny, but chimps, toddlers and even Little Debbie Wasserman-Schultz can do it. 2nd guy & girl are awesome, especially because the guy talked blondie into mopping the hoops court with her hair while doing The Beast With Two Backs wrong. Escalator Planking Girl wins for her strong abs, doing it solo, and being willing to risk losing her entire scalp on the escalator handrail just for The Utoobage lulz [via].
BTW, for those of you who think that The BlogMock has little influence, Google “Debbie Wasserman-Schultz .gif” and see what image comes up first and from where. For those of you strapped for time and too busy to click the link, let’s all jump into a big steaming pile of The Overnight Open Thread.