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Too Many Possible Captions + Little Debbie

by Bunk Five Hawks X ( 31 Comments › )
Filed under Humor, Links, OOT, Open thread at January 29th, 2014 - 11:02 pm

Rollin

Tumbin

escalator-planking

Okay, first guy’s a funny, but chimps, toddlers and even Little Debbie Wasserman-Schultz can do it. 2nd guy & girl are awesome, especially because the guy talked blondie into mopping the hoops court with her hair while doing The Beast With Two Backs wrong.  Escalator Planking Girl wins for her strong abs, doing it solo, and being willing to risk losing her entire scalp on the escalator handrail just for The Utoobage lulz [via].

BTW, for those of you who think that The BlogMock has little influence, Google “Debbie Wasserman-Schultz .gif” and see what image comes up first and from where. For those of you strapped for time and too busy to click the link, let’s all jump into a big steaming pile of The Overnight Open Thread.

Get A Load Of This

by Bunk Five Hawks X ( 43 Comments › )
Filed under Humor, OOT, Open thread, Technology at February 12th, 2012 - 11:00 pm


The Crappercycle is designed to save paper toilet seat covers. Really.

“Sit Better-Fit Better–Feel Better–Naturally Better” is the motto of the manufacturer of a toilet seat made especially for wide loads to help you 5#!+ better. Really.

Here’s a clever fixture that allows evacuation without even pulling down your chonis. Really.

With that out of the way, grab the adult beverage of your choice, or fill up a bowl and put the lid down, because every night’s a Royal Flush on
The Overnight Open Thread.

Another Great Gift Idea: Sick Dog With Infectious Saliva Game

by Bunk Five Hawks X ( 65 Comments › )
Filed under Art, Entertainment, Food and Drink, Humor, Japan, OOT, Open thread at December 13th, 2011 - 11:00 pm

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Okay, um, lessee. You open the sickly dog’s skull, stick his tongue to the roof of his mouth and pour in a bunch of green slime with little tidbits in it. Now the sinuses are loaded. Close the head, and doggy drools infected pus with candies that you try to retrieve with electrified tweezers before they land on his tongue.

But here’s the excellent twist: If you pick the wrong tidbit, you are awarded with 100V of Japanese current coursing through your metacarpals. Hilarity ensues as you roll on the floor convulsing uncontrollably on The Overnight Open Thread.

[Update: More Great Gift Ideas.]

Welcome To The Army Of WTF

by Bunk Five Hawks X ( 130 Comments › )
Filed under Art, Humor, OOT, Open thread at September 14th, 2011 - 11:00 pm


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Shut up and pay attention, dork.
You ride in the back.
Rolling in five minutes.
I thought I told you to shut up.

That’s one nasty ride, and I’m not talking about the modified halftrack. I’m talking about the Radio Wagon in the back. Ten minutes of diesel fumes, a sand facial and no shock absorbers would be enough for me to bail and limp back to the comfy confines of The Overnight Open Thread.

[Update: I’ve been informed that she’s Tank Girl. I’m so not worthy.]