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Another Great Gift Idea: Sick Dog With Infectious Saliva Game

by Bunk Five Hawks X ( 65 Comments › )
Filed under Art, Entertainment, Food and Drink, Humor, Japan, OOT, Open thread at December 13th, 2011 - 11:00 pm

Okay, um, lessee. You open the sickly dog’s skull, stick his tongue to the roof of his mouth and pour in a bunch of green slime with little tidbits in it. Now the sinuses are loaded. Close the head, and doggy drools infected pus with candies that you try to retrieve with electrified tweezers before they land on his tongue.

But here’s the excellent twist: If you pick the wrong tidbit, you are awarded with 100V of Japanese current coursing through your metacarpals. Hilarity ensues as you roll on the floor convulsing uncontrollably on The Overnight Open Thread.

[Update: More Great Gift Ideas.]

Not-So Subliminal Advertising

by Bunk Five Hawks X ( 43 Comments › )
Filed under Art, Humor, Japan, OOT, Open thread at December 5th, 2011 - 11:00 pm

What a great toy!  Man-o-man this sends me back.  What 11-year-old boy could resist a wooly mammoth with wings and don’t-eat-the-yellow-snow tusks, with a pair of snow-covered tatas growing out of its trunk?  Japanese marketing is amazing, almost as amazing as The Overnight Open Thread.

[Update: Apparently it’s an advertisement for a ski-resort near Tokyo. The locals say it just tits.]

Itsy Bitsy Spider

by Bunk Five Hawks X ( 140 Comments › )
Filed under Humor, OOT, Open thread at October 29th, 2011 - 11:00 pm

[Found here, via here.]
I don’t mind spiders, most of them are good guys and they take care of the other pests. This is the season for orb weavers in these parts.

These days they’re bigass big, and they often choose the wrong spots for their orbs, like right across the path to the front door. Walking through a spider web doesn’t bother me much, but the reactions of orb weaver spiders creep me right out. When you tear their web, they drop.

They drop, and they land on whatever happens to be directly below them, like YOUR BACK. And once the spider drops, we know that the little bastard climbs back up to hide in your hair, and we’re forced to do the OMGGTFO Dance.

Spiders don’t want to eat us, even if they’ve got a span of 6 feet or so (like that one above). So here’s to 6-foot-diameter spiders, just to creep you out on
The Overnight Open Thread.

Take A Wild Guess

by Bunk Five Hawks X ( 79 Comments › )
Filed under Health Care, Humor, OOT, Open thread, Science, Technology at September 12th, 2011 - 11:00 pm

Although it’s been in my blog roll for years, it’s been a while since I ventured over to No Puedo Creer. “I Can’t Believe It” is a great website from Spain, and I’d use it to practice hobbling the spaniel with some of the commenters.

Without cheating, guess what those things are. You’re going to be amazed and disgusted at the same time, I guarantee it. I’ll update the thread with a link in an hour or so, so we can all be amazed and disgusted together on
The Overnight Open Thread.


[Update: Do not click on this link if you haven’t read the thread or guessed as it’ll spoil the fun.]