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by Bunk Five Hawks X ( 18 Comments › )
Filed under Humor, Military, OOT, Open thread, Weapons at April 17th, 2012 - 11:00 pm

Everything you need to be a Superdick bundled up in a One Stop Shop. Want to shop there but lost your license? Get your Superhero Certification reinstated via Brooklyn Superhero Supply Co. online. (The BRC shops here, and they sell Jazzy Magical Ponytails, too.)

More great money-saving shopping tips offered for free, courtesy of
The Overnight Open Thread.

Captain Oblivious Rides Again

by Bunk Five Hawks X ( 182 Comments › )
Filed under Cars & Trucks, Humor, Open thread at April 10th, 2011 - 11:00 pm

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A high-speed drag race. A faulty hood latch. The driver’s view is blocked, and the gaping maw of certain death opens to quench its eternal hunger for blood and souls.

Hurtling through the space-time continuum, warping the laws of physics, a hero arrives in the nick of time.

In possession of unlimited mental powers yet untested, Captain Oblivious wrests the will of the power steering from the speeding vehicle. He laughs in the face of danger. “Ha, ha, ha,” muses Our Hero, as he maneuvers the machine away from peril and toward the relative safety of the raceway’s emergency sand trap.

Unbeknownst to Our Hero, the driver has already panicked. The driver screams as he jams on the brake pedal with both feet, and Captain Oblivious is thrown off at high velocity. Like a watermelon seed pinched between forefinger and thumb, Captain Oblivious is spit from the universe at the speed of whatever. The car slides to a safe stop in the sand.

With his mind swept clean of the memory of recent events, Captain Oblivious finds himself squatting naked in the vapor-ridden 10th dimension, fuzzily pondering The Overnight Open Thread.

The Dark Nought

by Bunk Five Hawks X ( 288 Comments › )
Filed under Humor, Open thread at October 28th, 2010 - 10:30 pm


This Dark Knot, aka “The Cat in the Bat,” aka “Catman Deux,” aka “Die Katezefledermaus,” would be a totally worthless superhero, spending most of his time licking and scratching himself, sleeping, taking short sleep breaks just to eat and occasionally chasing shadows.

Meanwhile, here’s your chance to hock up  furballs and snarky innuendo about Catman and Robin on this Overnight Open Thread.