When The Osprey shared this link with me, I thought he was bullshittin’.
Turns out he wasn’t! Thank God I don’t owe him 10,000 Quatloos for it. From Jihad Watch!

MILWAUKEE — Milwaukee police have announced the names of the people they believe stole a 300-year-old Stradivarius violin worth six million dollars. Police have also confirmed the recovery of the rare violin.
36-year-old Universal Allah, 41-year-old Salah Jones and an unnamed female were arrested by Milwaukee police on February 3rd. The Milwaukee County District Attorney’s Office plans to have charges filed and a criminal complaint issued by February 7th.
Police believe the trio robbed Milwaukee Symphony Orchestra Concertmaster Frank Almond of the Stradivarius violin after a concert at Wisconsin Lutheran College on January 27th around 10:20 p.m. Police say Almond was approached by two of the suspects in a parking lot and tased. Almond dropped the violin, and the suspects stole the expensive violin. The victim reported to police the suspects were a man and a woman.
Milwaukee Police Chief Ed Flynn says his department contacted taser vendors, and were able to use information obtained to find one of the suspects.
Police executed a five search warrants in search of the violin without finding anything. Universal Allah told investigators the violin was hidden in a house on E. Smith St. Police found the violin hidden inside a suitcase located in the house’s attic. Allah told police the owner of the home had no idea the violin was in his that house.

The long knives are out for this guy. The money comment:

Muslim monkeys and pigs???

Muslims who will consider the use of musical instruments, as lawful, will be crushed by mountains. The rest of them will be transformed into monkeys and pigs. (Bukhari 7.69.494)

Um…wouldn’t that mean they turn into Jews? Let us add to the cacophony of humor at this idiot’s expense…by means of The Overnight Open Thread!