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This attractive young woman is on a mission with an important message to the world. She’s not concerned about the hard issues, and I don’t understand the Oklahoma reference, but I sure pity her boyfriend.

“Hey, honey, you wanna hit the sack?”
“Yes. Ohhhh — yes.”
“OW! OW! OW! OH CRAP! STOP! OW!…”

And you can take the storyline from there, on The Overnight Open Thread.

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