“THEY’RE READY TO EAT! FORGET THE TURKEY! WE GOT EELS! AND THEY’RE THE TRADITIONAL STYLE!”

I don’t know about you, but when I have a craving for jellied eels, I want the “Non-Traditional” kind with my Ritz. Bradley missed a specialty market niche, IMO, but he’s got some free advertising here on The Overnight Open Thread.