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1 pellet gun + 1 cat + 1 zucchini + 9 squash = 1/Awesome^2

And that’s not even counting the negative Awesome factor of the T-shirt. The stylish curtains and carpet don’t help, either.

To be honest, the working title for this waste of bandwidth was “What Kind of Man Posts at LGF?” Then I had second thoughts because we already know the answer, and we don’t do cheap shots on The Overnight Open Thread.