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Nature has been kind to humans, at least to human males, in that we are not compelled by instinct to perform this ritual of daily existance – at least not like this. It’s bad enough that we males are expected to put the toilet seat back up after we’re done pissing on it, but if that’s the worst of the ritual, we are fortunate indeed.
Moving on to other “business,” here’s The Overnight Open Thread.