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Total Schlock OOT

by Deplorable Macker ( 155 Comments › )
Filed under Al Qaeda, Entertainment, Islam, Military, Movies, OOT at October 12th, 2013 - 11:00 pm

Dear Mom (even though she doesn’t use the net): Here’s the opening sequence of a movie I’d like for my birthday next month. Yes, it’s Total Schlock, but I don’t care!
Love, your son.


Here’s the text from YouTube:

Osombie is an independently-produced, feature-length zombie film, packed with violence, mayhem, guns, blood and discussions about Pokemon. Oh, and zombies. Lots of zombies.
The story follows Dusty, a yoga instructor from Colorado, who is on a desperate rescue mission to save her crazy brother Derek, a conspiracy theorist who is convinced Osama Bin Laden is still alive, despite having been buried at sea. In Afghanistan, Dusty falls in with a team of NATO Special Forces on a secret assignment. Turns out Derek is not so crazy after all, and that Osama has returned from his watery grave and is making an army of zombie terrorists. When the group crashes headlong into the growing zombie apocalypse, Dusty and the troops must find and destroy the root of the zombie insurgency before it infests the rest of the world.

And in case you’re wondering why there’s such a surge in such movies, visit this link for an infographic which chronicles the flows and ebbs of the Zombie film genre. In any case, this mix of Mohammedans and Zombies is a perfect match!
And a perfect fit for The Overnight Open Thread!

Zombie Slingshot OOT

by Deplorable Macker ( 72 Comments › )
Filed under Germany, OOT, Weapons at July 10th, 2013 - 9:00 pm

Yes, someone has invented such a thing, if only to capture and interrogate said Undead.

Even so, all they will give up is BRAAAAAIIIIINNNNNS!…and The Overnight Open Thread!

HAT TIP: Gizmodo

Canadian Anti-Zombie OOT

by Deplorable Macker ( 103 Comments › )
Filed under Canada, Humor, OOT at February 15th, 2013 - 9:00 pm

This is for:/C’est pour:
Alberta Oil Peon, Paladin Phil, Moe Katz, yenta-fada,
and any other Canadian members here I may have inadvertently left out./et tous les autres membres canadiens ici j’ai peut-être oublié par inadvertance.
Their Tax Dollars at work, eh/Leurs impôts au travail, eh:


It’s the Overnight Open Thread!/Il s’agit de la Discussion Nuit Ouverte!

UK Ready For Zombie Apocalypse OOT

by Deplorable Macker ( 93 Comments › )
Filed under OOT, Open thread, UK at January 1st, 2013 - 10:00 pm

No, not the Mohammedans who are Zombies anyway…no, THESE Zombies!

In the event of an apocalypse brought about by an army of the undead, civil servants would co-ordinate the military’s efforts to “return England to its pre-attack glory”, according to a Freedom of Information request that has revealed the country’s contingency plans.
The MoD would not lead efforts to plan for such a zombie attack or deal with the aftermath because that role rests with the Cabinet Office, which co-ordinates emergency planning for the Government.
Details about the authorities’ surprising level of readiness for a zombie onslaught emerged in a response to an inquiry from a member of the public.
The MoD replied: “In the event of an apocalyptic incident (eg zombies), any plans to rebuild and return England to its pre-attack glory would be led by the Cabinet Office, and thus any pre-planning activity would also taken place there.
“The Ministry of Defence’s role in any such event would be to provide military support to the civil authorities, not take the lead. Consequently, the Ministry of Defence holds no information on this matter.”

Oh great. Leave it in the hands of the bureaucrats and watch how effective their efforts will be. Just like the NHS.

Yes, this is a tongue-in-cheek Overnight Open Thread!