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A Terrorist and a Jazz Artist both agree on Global Warming

by Phantom Ace ( 143 Comments › )
Filed under Al Qaeda, Blogwars, Humor, Islamic Invasion, Islamic Terrorism, Leftist-Islamic Alliance, LGF, Liberal Fascism, Open thread, Progressives at January 29th, 2010 - 10:00 pm

One of the leaders Islamo-Imperialist movement, Osama Bin Laden, has endorsed the Global Warming theory. Using the same talking points as Al Gore and the radical environmentalist movement, Bin Laden blamed America and Capitalism for causing Climate Change. Amazing that a terrorist leader would use the same talking points as Tranzi Progressives? It shouldn’t be. Progressives have been allied with Islamic causes for the last 80 years. Now they are allied on Global Warming.

CAIRO (AP) – Al-Qaida leader Osama bin Laden has called for the world to boycott American goods and the U.S. dollar, blaming the United States and other industrialized countries for global warming, according to a new audiotape released Friday.

In the tape, broadcast in part on Al-Jazeera television, bin Laden warned of the dangers of climate change and says that the way to stop it is to bring “the wheels of the American economy” to a halt.

He blamed Western industrialized nations for hunger, desertification and floods across the globe, and called for “drastic solutions” to global warming, and “not solutions that partially reduce the effect of climate change.”

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So Osama Bin Laden will now be given respect by the Left. He believes in AGW like all intelligent people, according to the Progressives. Now that Osama has come around, will this mean that a certain blog will stop discussing AL-Qaeda terror?  The blog, which is a forum for fans and groupies of an obscure 70’s/80’s Jazz Guitarist who’s stage name was Icarus, admires anyone one who supports the Global Warming Theory. This Jazz Artist who knows little about Politics or Science and is a fanatical believer in Climate Change. This puts him on the same side as Osama Bin Laden. Icarus plays guilt by association, if you are in a room with a Nazi, he smears you as one. Well him and Bin laden both agree on Global Warming. Does this mean The Jazz Artist now supports Bin Laden?

Inquiring minds want to know?

In all seriousness, Icarus is just a deranged frustrated unemployed Jazz Guitarist. His rants are to be laughed at and not taken seriously. Why get all worked up over the insane opinions of an obscure 70’s/80’s Jazz Guitarist?  If he talks about Jazz Music, OK I’ll listen. His political and scientific opinions are worthless. He should stick to discussing Jazz. The fact that Icarus and Osama Bin Laden both believe in Global Warming is evidence enough it’s all junk science. An Islamic Terrorist and a Jazz Artist know nothing about science!


Update: Check out what snork “found” (satire alert)

To: OBL

From: V. Jones

Re: Climate Politics

Hey Obie. ‘Sup? Have you been living in a cave or something? WTF is up with this?

Al-Qaida leader Osama bin Laden has called for the world to boycott American goods and the U.S. dollar, blaming the United States and other industrialized countries for global warming, according to a new audiotape released Friday.

You seem to have an amazing knack for jumping on yesterday’s bandwagon. Like dood, climate change is so 20th century. See, Copenhagen was a huge bust. And you know why? Because some punk computer leaker in England blew the lid off of a bunch of scientific hanky-panky way back in November. Prolly a Jew from the Mossad. Anyway, some guy named Mosher (also prolly a Jew from the Mossad; he’s always making jokes about mohels on ClimateAudit) wrote a book and got it published already. Him and another Jew named Fuller. I mean less than 2 months from breaking story to Amazon. If you think that’s a coincidence, I have a Messiah for sale. Err… Well you know what I mean.

Anyway, they’re conspiring with that other Jew Watts, and that crypto-Jew McIntyre and the uber-crypto-Jew Lucia Liljegren (Latina, my butt) to upset the whole system of payoffs to all of our benefactors. And Jeezo Lueezo, use some common fricking sense. When you say things like:

[T]he way to stop it is to bring “the wheels of the American economy” to a halt.

You’re just playing into the hands of both Satans. We almost had the rubes hoodwinked into thinking that there were going to be all these green jobs, and it was fine to throw their industrial base away, and then some Jew named named Zombie blasted me just because I don’t believe you did 9/11. I know you didn’t do it. Right?

And friend, let me get you in touch with a PR firm. This kinda shit:

We should stop dealings with the dollar and get rid of it as soon as possible,” he said. “I know that this has great consequences and grave ramifications, but it is the only means to liberate humanity from slavery and dependence on America.

Just isn’t going to help. Our people have made it through the long march through the institutions here, and then you say this kinda shit, and then look what happens. Some pickup truck driving pretty white boy ends up stealing Ted Kennedy’s seat from us.

So cool it, until you clear things with us. We’re here to help, but we can’t help you if you just open your yap and put your feet in like that. The Jews are devious, and they’ll make you out to be some kind of terrorist or something unless you learn how the game is played.

We’re scrambling to get the hopenchange express back on the tracks, but please. You’re not helping. Next time you get an itch to send out a press blast, text it over to me first, k?


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