As much as I despise the North Korean regime, they have top grade propaganda. From wonders in the sky, to weeping bears; their Juche statements are classic comedy gold. Now North Korea is threatening to wipe out South Korea’s government in 4 minutes!
PYONGYANG, North Korea (AP) — North Korea’s military vowed Monday to launch unspecified “special actions” soon meant to reduce South Korea’s conservative government and media companies “to ashes” in less that four minutes, in an escalation of its recent threats.
North Korea regularly criticizes Seoul and just last week renewed its promise to wage a “sacred war,” saying South Korean President Lee Myung-bak had insulted the North’s April 15 celebrations of the birth centennial of national founder Kim Il Sung.
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The North’s special actions “will reduce all the rat-like groups and the bases for provocations to ashes in three or four minutes, (or) in much shorter time, by unprecedented peculiar means and methods of our own style,” according to the statement by the special operation action group of the Korean People’s Army’s Supreme Command.
The power of Juche! You got to love it!
Tags: Comedy, Juche, Kim Jong-Un
