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Economy soars to historic heights in the 1st quarter!

by Phantom Ace ( 195 Comments › )
Filed under Barack Obama, Cult of Obama, Democratic Party, Economy, Humor, Satire at April 29th, 2015 - 9:47 am

The greatest economic boom since the foundation of the Ramanaya Empire in India circa 20,000 BC continues to be unstoppable. The great prosperity unleashed by the policies of the Obama regime and the money printing of the Federal Reserve is unparalleled in human history. Americans across the land are grateful for the good times they are enjoying economically. The 1st quarter numbers were historic and shows the great strength of our economy!

U.S. economic growth braked more sharply than expected in the first quarter as harsh weather dampened consumer spending and energy companies struggling with low prices slashed spending, but there are signs activity is picking up.

Gross domestic product expanded at an only 0.2 percent annual rate, the Commerce Department said on Wednesday. That was a big step down from the fourth quarter’s 2.2 percent pace and marked the weakest reading in a year.

A strong dollar and a now-resolved labor dispute at normally busy West Coast ports also slammed growth, the government said.

The economy is doing great and the stock market is just awesome. Things are looking up thanks to the great Obama, our glorious leader leading us to prosperity and eternal Hipness!

Chris Matthews accuses Republicans of bringing back Jim Crow

by Phantom Ace ( 138 Comments › )
Filed under Cult of Obama, Humor, Marxism, Progressives at January 13th, 2014 - 4:00 pm

I am done writing on politics, but this goes beyond the political realm. Chris Matthews goes on some crazy rant claiming republicans wnat Jim Crow laws and will remove Obama’s name from history.

This man is deranged.

The Obama Boom: Some funny Comedy!

by Phantom Ace ( 2 Comments › )
Filed under Economy, Headlines, Humor, unemployment at May 21st, 2012 - 10:09 am

The media promotes the Obama Boom lie to prop up the Pharaonic Regime. They are now claiming that the job market is set to explode!

The U.S. labor market will strengthen significantly next year, with monthly job growth expected to average 200,000, according to a new survey published on Monday.

The National Association for Business Economics forecast the unemployment rate at 7.5 percent by the end of 2013.

The survey of 54 economists painted a fairly upbeat picture of the labor market, which has slowed in recent months after job creation surged early in the year.

“Economists continue to see things pick up, even if it’s just slightly from pretty low levels,” said Shawn DuBravac, NABE outlook survey and chief economist at the Consumers Electronics Association.

The survey, conducted between April 19 and May 2, forecast nonfarm payroll increases averaging 188,000 per month this year and the unemployment rate at 8.0 percent by the fourth quarter.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! They really believe this crap? This would be too funny if it wasn’t so sad.

Juche: The North’s special actions “will reduce all the rat-like groups and the bases for provocations to ashes!

by Phantom Ace ( 9 Comments › )
Filed under Communism, Headlines, Humor, JUCHE!, North Korea, Progressives, South Korea at April 23rd, 2012 - 9:21 pm

As much as I despise the North Korean regime, they have top grade propaganda. From wonders in the sky, to weeping bears; their Juche statements are classic comedy gold.  Now North Korea is threatening to wipe out South Korea’s government in 4 minutes!

PYONGYANG, North Korea (AP) — North Korea’s military vowed Monday to launch unspecified “special actions” soon meant to reduce South Korea’s conservative government and media companies “to ashes” in less that four minutes, in an escalation of its recent threats.

North Korea regularly criticizes Seoul and just last week renewed its promise to wage a “sacred war,” saying South Korean President Lee Myung-bak had insulted the North’s April 15 celebrations of the birth centennial of national founder Kim Il Sung.

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The North’s special actions “will reduce all the rat-like groups and the bases for provocations to ashes in three or four minutes, (or) in much shorter time, by unprecedented peculiar means and methods of our own style,” according to the statement by the special operation action group of the Korean People’s Army’s Supreme Command.

The power of Juche! You got to love it!