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Happy Birthday Niccolò di Bernardo dei Machiavelli

by coldwarrior ( 79 Comments › )
Filed under History, Open thread at May 3rd, 2019 - 4:47 am

Born May 03, 1469

And, an Open.

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79 Responses to “Happy Birthday Niccolò di Bernardo dei Machiavelli”
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  1. eaglesoars
    1 | May 3, 2019 8:29 am

    Report: Pennsylvania largest net exporter of electricity in U.S.

    https://triblive.com/news/pennsylvania/report-pennsylvania-largest-net-exporter-of-electricity-in-u-s/

    And the biggest importer? Kalifornia

    jobs rpt out any minute


  2. eaglesoars
    2 | May 3, 2019 8:35 am

    263K jobs added, labor participation rate down 2 tenths %, wage growth up 3.2%


  3. eaglesoars
    3 | May 3, 2019 9:07 am

    forgot this number – unemployment at 3.6%, lowest in decades

    263k new jobs against Wall St expectation of 190k. That’s massive. From the numbers I saw, the largest growth I saw is in service at a little over 200k, then construction at just over 30K

    where’s the inflation? There isn’t any. Unless it’s in asset prices. I don’t know. The Fed is going to be told to cut, but I’m betting they’ll hold. It ain’t broke, they won’t be fixing it.


  4. 4 | May 3, 2019 9:51 am

    He was a Prince of a guy, I hear….

    Okay, don’t throw eggs at me. It’s early yet.


  5. coldwarrior
    5 | May 3, 2019 9:59 am

    @ eaglesoars:
    its just flat out booming here.


  6. coldwarrior
    6 | May 3, 2019 10:02 am

    UNEMPLOYMENT 49-YEAR LOW
    WAGE HITS $27.77/HOUR!
    APRIL JOBS +263K


  7. coldwarrior
    7 | May 3, 2019 10:13 am

    A Stone IPA and a La Palina Classic…perfect.

    Then a 4 hour nap.


  8. eaglesoars
    8 | May 3, 2019 10:26 am

    @ coldwarrior:

    no bacon?


  9. coldwarrior
    9 | May 3, 2019 10:37 am

    eaglesoars wrote:

    @ coldwarrior:

    no bacon?

    I am not prepared to enter nirvana yet.


  10. coldwarrior
    10 | May 3, 2019 10:46 am

    US Steel CRUSHED earnings today.

    Those jobs aren’t coming back…so said 0


  11. 11 | May 3, 2019 11:13 am

    @ coldwarrior:

    I can’t wait for the Democrats to try to run against this. They’re only mantra now is that the tax cuts only benefitted the wealthy, and they’ve gone unchallenged. Wait’ll they start debates.


  12. eaglesoars
    12 | May 3, 2019 11:23 am

    hey, look what I found!

    From our very own Dept Defense, dated yesterday

    Annual Report to Congress:

    Military and Security Developments Involving The People’s Republic of China 2019.

    136 pages

    https://media.defense.gov/2019/May/02/2002127082/-1/-1/1/2019_CHINA_MILITARY_POWER_REPORT.pdf


  13. eaglesoars
    13 | May 3, 2019 11:36 am

    In December 2018, two Chinese nationals were
    indicted for conspiracy to commit computer
    intrusions, conspiracy to commit wire fraud,
    and aggravated identity theft. The Chinese
    nationals worked for a company in China
    called Huaying Haitai Science and Technology
    Development Company and acted in
    association with the Chinese Ministry of State
    Security’s Tianjin State Security Bureau.
    Through their involvement with a hacking
    group operating in China known as Advanced
    Persistent Threat 10 (APT10), the Chinese
    nationals conducted global campaigns of
    computer intrusions targeting intellectual
    property and confidential business and
    technological information at managed service
    providers. The APT10 group stole hundreds
    of gigabytes of sensitive data and targeted the
    computers of victim companies involved in
    aviation, space and satellite technology,
    manufacturing technology, pharmaceutical
    technology, oil and gas exploration and
    production technology, communications
    technology, computer processor technology,
    and maritime technology.

    APT10. Remember that one.


  14. 14 | May 3, 2019 1:34 pm

    @ eaglesoars:
    But according to AOC and Elizabeth Warren, everybody has five jobs and works 30 hours a day.


  15. eaglesoars
    15 | May 3, 2019 1:54 pm

    Oh, you mean one who thinks she’s a squaw because she has high cheekbones and the other who just figured out food grows in dirt?


  16. Possum
    17 | May 3, 2019 5:05 pm

    My lease on apartment ended two days ago. I signed up for another six months.

    No job, on unemployment but….

    Cats are happy.


  17. eaglesoars
    18 | May 3, 2019 5:46 pm

    what happens legally if this really takes effect?

    ————

    The state Senate voted 27-10 on Thursday to require anyone appearing on the state’s presidential primary ballot to publicly release five years’ worth of income tax returns. The proposal is in response to Trump, who bucked 40 years of tradition by refusing to release his tax returns prior to his election in 2016.

    https://www.weaselzippers.us/419679-california-moves-to-keep-trump-off-2020-primary-ballot/

    Is this even a valid primary?


  18. eaglesoars
    19 | May 3, 2019 5:58 pm

    Did you know – France is less prosperous than West Virginia?

    https://fee.org/articles/most-of-europe-is-a-lot-poorer-than-most-of-the-united-states/


  19. RIX
    20 | May 3, 2019 6:35 pm

    The Barbarian wrote:

    He was a Prince of a guy, I hear….

    Okay, don’t throw eggs at me. It’s early yet.

    Yeah, but kind of Machiavellian.


  20. Aussie Infidel
    21 | May 3, 2019 6:50 pm

    eaglesoars wrote:

    forgot this number – unemployment at 3.6%, lowest in decades

    263k new jobs against Wall St expectation of 190k. That’s massive. From the numbers I saw, the largest growth I saw is in service at a little over 200k, then construction at just over 30K

    where’s the inflation? There isn’t any. Unless it’s in asset prices. I don’t know. The Fed is going to be told to cut, but I’m betting they’ll hold. It ain’t broke, they won’t be fixing it.

    Never cut when you can hold as that is ammunition held in your back pocket for times when you REALLY do need to cut. If at all possible even add a tad to nudge the interest rates a little higher when you can again as future ammunition to use when you REALLY need to cut rates.

    🙂


  21. eaglesoars
    22 | May 3, 2019 7:04 pm

    9 minutes ago

    <em?I am continuing to monitor the censorship of AMERICAN CITIZENS on social media platforms. This is the United States of America — and we have what’s known as FREEDOM OF SPEECH! We are monitoring and watching, closely!!

    https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1124447302544965634


  22. eaglesoars
    23 | May 3, 2019 7:12 pm

    Aussie Infidel wrote:

    Never cut when you can hold as that is ammunition

    yep

    where’s the inflation?


  23. eaglesoars
    24 | May 3, 2019 7:27 pm

    Told ya so


    EXCLUSIVE: Eric Trump says his family has nothing to do with foreign governments that rent condos from private owners in its buildings and wouldn’t know if Putin himself were living there following claim the leases were hidden from Congress

    The Trump Organization doesn’t own any leased residential condos at Trump World Tower, near the United Nations, but owns the building’s restaurant and bar

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6990501/Eric-Trump-blasts-report-Trump-Org-hid-foreign-condos-leases-says-family-doesnt-know-rents.html


  24. coldwarrior
    25 | May 3, 2019 8:44 pm

    eaglesoars wrote:

    what happens legally if this really takes effect?

    ————

    The state Senate voted 27-10 on Thursday to require anyone appearing on the state’s presidential primary ballot to publicly release five years’ worth of income tax returns. The proposal is in response to Trump, who bucked 40 years of tradition by refusing to release his tax returns prior to his election in 2016.

    https://www.weaselzippers.us/419679-california-moves-to-keep-trump-off-2020-primary-ballot/

    Is this even a valid primary?

    ‘Neers!!!!!

    (Local vernacular for Mountaineers, WVUs mascor)


  25. coldwarrior
    26 | May 3, 2019 8:47 pm

    Am ensconced at Gma n Papap coldwarrior…

    Have all the smokers going, gotta feed a ton of folks tomorrow for the annual Derby fest.

    I’m so tired…been up since 3pm yesterday…

    Must

    Bbq…..


  26. coldwarrior
    27 | May 3, 2019 8:49 pm

    @ eaglesoars:
    You have no rights on other people’s properties.


  27. eaglesoars
    28 | May 3, 2019 9:04 pm

    Yeah, throw his ass in the hoosegow too

    Former British surveillance head says calls to freeze Chinese companies out of 5G telecoms in Western countries are ‘short on technical understanding’

    This is Hannigan who resigned his post in Jan 2017. Because he sucked up to Brennan and helped with the Russia hoax when he was head of GCHQ. Trump got elected and he knew the jig was up.

    https://www.scmp.com/tech/article/2185916/former-uk-surveillance-head-says-calls-freeze-chinese-companies-out-telecoms


  28. eaglesoars
    29 | May 3, 2019 9:06 pm

    coldwarrior wrote:

    @ eaglesoars:
    You have no rights on other people’s properties.

    You would not BELIEVE the insane comments.

    Trump hides the facts so no one can ever find them. LIES! LIES! LIES!

    Seriously, absence of facts is evidence that Trump hid them so they can’t be found. Try living with THAT prize.


  29. AZfederalist
    30 | May 3, 2019 10:02 pm

    eaglesoars wrote:

    The state Senate voted 27-10 on Thursday to require anyone appearing on the state’s presidential primary ballot to publicly release five years’ worth of income tax returns.

    OK, I want to see what the law really says. If it is stated as above, if I’m Trump, I let them pass then law then publicly release my returns from 1970 to 1974.


  30. lobo91
    31 | May 3, 2019 10:08 pm

    HERE WE GO-> House Dems Ask DC, Virginia Bar Associations to Investigate Bill Barr

    The rabid House Democrats are gunning for Bill Barr and they are doing everything possible to take him down.

    Democrat Representatives Ted Lieu (CA) and Kathleen Rice (NY) on Thursday wrote a 4-page letter to the DC and Virginia bar associations asking them to open an ethics investigation into Barr.

    “By deceiving Congress and the American people, who vested their trust in both the Office of the Attorney General and the Department of Justice at large, Attorney General Barr must be subject to a professional review for the sake of the legal profession and the public,” the Democrat lawmakers wrote.

    Lieu and Rice referenced the March 27th letter Mueller sent Bill Barr in their letter to the bar associations, arguing that the rules prohibit making false statements and engaging in dishonesty or misrepresentation “which may reflect adversely on the lawyer’s fitness to practice law.”

    “At best AG Barr misled the public. At worst he perjured himself before Congress. We shouldn’t accept that from any attorney, let alone our top law enforcement official,” Congresswoman Kathleen Rice said on Friday.


  31. AZfederalist
    32 | May 3, 2019 10:08 pm

    coldwarrior wrote:

    @ eaglesoars:
    You have no rights on other people’s properties.

    Tell that to those businesses who fail to follow ADA laws or attempt to select for whom they will bake a cake. Fakebook, Twitsler, and those other media platforms claim to be public businesses. By censoring content for point of view, they make themselves liable for the content they don’t censor as well as making themselves vulnerable to discrimination suits.


  32. eaglesoars
    33 | May 3, 2019 10:12 pm

    AZfederalist wrote:

    from 1970 to 1974.

    ha!


  33. yenta-fada
    35 | May 3, 2019 10:34 pm

    https://twitter.com/WVTM13/status/1124069352460959745

    Eloquent Dem Alabama lawmaker. I need subtitles.


  34. AZfederalist
    36 | May 3, 2019 10:41 pm

    yenta-fada wrote:

    https://twitter.com/WVTM13/status/1124069352460959745

    Eloquent Dem Alabama lawmaker. I need subtitles.

    Zounds! You’ve got that right


  35. eaglesoars
    37 | May 3, 2019 10:56 pm

    yenta-fada wrote:

    I need subtitles.

    I didn’t. The (dis)advantages of growing up a mutt.

    You should try Eastern Shore Maryland or Bayou Cajun – which I have a terrible time with.

    bedtime. nite.


  36. yenta-fada
    38 | May 3, 2019 11:06 pm

    @ eaglesoars:

    That’s more than a bad accent. It’s an assault on thoughtful expression. Content free.


  37. eaglesoars
    39 | May 3, 2019 11:07 pm

    Here is the English in the part of Penna. where I was born and spent the first 11 years. This is NOT “Pittsburg-ese”, that came later.

    This is pure Appalachian English – which drove my NoLa mother nuts.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03iwAY4KlIU


  38. Aussie Infidel
    40 | May 3, 2019 11:57 pm

    In a little-noticed exchange during his Senate hearing Wednesday, Attorney General William Barr made a surprising disclosure that could allow the public and press to obtain sensitive details about the origins of the Trump-Russia probe.

    During a back-and-forth with Democratic Illinois Sen. Dick Durbin, Barr identified Alexander Downer, as the FBI’s source for the information that sparked the bureau’s counterintelligence investigation into George Papadopoulos and other Trump campaign associates.

    The federal government had not officially identified Downer as the source until Wednesday. His role in the investigation was publicly known, but only through press reports and his own statements to the media.

    Federal agencies could deny requests for information about Downer and his role in the opening of “Crossfire Hurricane,” the FBI’s name for the counterintelligence investigation, without official confirmation from U.S. government officials.

    That all changed on Wednesday, according to Bradley Moss, the deputy executive director of the James Madison Project, a transparency group that handles national security-related lawsuits.

    “That disclosure by the Attorney General would certainly assist any FOIA litigant seeking additional details about the origins of the Russia investigation, as it appears to be the first time the U.S. Government has officially acknowledged the accuracy of prior media reporting that Downer was the source of information,” said Moss.
    Downer’s role in the Russia probe has been referenced in several major Russia probe documents, though he hadn’t been identified by name until Barr’s comments.

    The special counsel’s report refers to a “representative of a foreign government” who is mostly likely Downer. Memos released by California Reps. Devin Nunes and Adam Schiff last year laid out details of the origins of the Russia probe in publicly released memos, but references to sources are redacted from the documents.

    It is not clear whether Barr intended to identify Downer as the FBI’s source for the Papadopoulos tip. The revelation came after Durbin asked Barr whether he agreed with the premise of the FBI’s investigation.

    On July 26, 2016, the Australian government passed the FBI a memo that Downer had written on May 11, 2016, following a meeting he had in London with Papadopoulos. Downer claimed that Papadopoulos made a reference to Russians possibly releasing information about former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton. The Aussies sat on the memo until after WikiLeaks began releasing DNC emails.

    Barr suggested in his testimony that he has concerns with the FBI’s rationale for opening the investigation based on the Aussie tip.

    “I would have to see exactly what the report was from Downer, the Australian Downer, and exactly what he quoted Papadopoulos as saying,” Barr told Durbin.

    “But from what you just read, I’m not sure what the correlation was between the Russians having dirt and jumping to the conclusion that that suggested foreknowledge of the hacking.”

    The Daily Caller News Foundation filed a FOIA request for the FBI’s records on Downer on Thursday.


  39. Aussie Infidel
    41 | May 4, 2019 12:01 am

    I wonder if the FOIA will contain Downer’s proclivity for wearing women’s underwear to and net stockings and suspender belt with red 6″ slingback “fuck me” heels to his Bohemian Grove get togethers?

    🙂


  40. rain of lead
    42 | May 4, 2019 8:01 am

    so, morning y’all
    the girl’s team won both brackets last night so they will get to keep shooting today
    her next flight time is in just a few hours, it’s a double elimination
    so she will at least, shoot two more times

    it’s all 15 meter so this is a great tuneup for next weeks national
    championships

    now for a good morning wakeup song

    Junior Brown – “Surf Medley
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bHWhbu_mbk&list=RD1bHWhbu_mbk&start_radio=1


  41. RIX
    44 | May 4, 2019 11:39 am

    https://twitchy.com/brettt-3136/2019/04/29/world-pretty-jazzed-that-sports-illustrateds-swimsuit-issue-includes-model-in-a-hijab-and-burkini/
    @ Gateway Pundit
    Good morning . Michael Nadler works for a law firm bringing suits against Trump.
    He just happens to be the son of Jerry Nadler and was hired the same year that his father was installed as Committee Chairma.
    But if you say”conflict of interest” you are a Nazi or something.


  42. lobo91
    45 | May 4, 2019 11:41 am

    Chris Hayes Unveils What Could Be The Craziest Obama-Era Conspiracy Theory Yet

    Chris Hayes unveiled a new conspiracy theory last night that accused Republicans, business owners and economists of purposely tanking the economy under President Obama.


  43. eaglesoars
    46 | May 4, 2019 11:55 am

    @ lobo91:

    I guess they figured out that trying to credit Obama for the economy wasn’t working.

    rain of lead wrote:

    her next flight time is in just a few hours, it’s a double elimination
    so she will at least, shoot two more times

    I’m exhausted just reading that. give her a hug for me. *mwah*RIX wrote:

    https://twitchy.com/brettt-3136/2019/04/29/world-pretty-jazzed-that-sports-illustrateds-swimsuit-issue-includes-model-in-a-hijab-and-burkini/

    If this gets Rashida Tlaib in a full-cover burkha, I’m cool. I can’t stand the sight of that fugly.


  44. AZfederalist
    47 | May 4, 2019 12:47 pm

    eaglesoars wrote:

    If this gets Rashida Tlaib in a full-cover burkha, I’m cool. I can’t stand the sight of that fugly.

    It’s the perpetual smirk that offends me. Of course, she legitimately deserves to wear that smirk, after all, as an America-hating muslim intent on the destruction of this country as founded, she not only got elected to a National Public Office, she has the adulation and full support of the yellow press in this country with near non-stop coverage of her America-hating viewpoints.


  45. RIX
    49 | May 4, 2019 12:53 pm

    @ eaglesoars:
    I posted the wrong link.this is the Nadler link just above


  46. eaglesoars
    50 | May 4, 2019 2:32 pm

    @ RIX:

    using that logic, Biden would have to recuse from the POTUS race because of Hunter’s China ties. There’s a thought

    And it goes a long way toward explaining why Biden keeps trying to diminish the threat China poses


  47. RIX
    51 | May 4, 2019 4:51 pm

    eaglesoars wrote:

    @ RIX:

    using that logic, Biden would have to recuse from the POTUS race because of Hunter’s China ties. There’s a thought

    And it goes a long way toward explaining why Biden keeps trying to diminish the threat China poses

    Aslolutrly, Biden is not all that clean and there is the dirty deal with Hunter and the Ukraine. Influencing peddling?
    But only Republicans have conflicts/


  48. lobo91
    52 | May 4, 2019 5:21 pm

    Stacey Abrams Again Claims She Won Georgia Governor’s Race: ‘I Am Not Delusional’

    Georgia Democrat Stacey Abrams again claimed she won the state’s 2018 gubernatorial race on Friday, despite losing to now-Gov. Brian Kemp.

    “I’m here to tell you a secret that makes Breitbart and [Fox News host] Tucker Carlson go crazy: We won,” Abrams said, according to The Houston Chronicle. “I am not delusional. I know I am not the governor of Georgia — possibly yet.”

    She made the remarks an a Houston fundraiser hosted by Annie’s List, a group that seeks to elect progressive women into office. Abrams justified her refusal to accept the result of the election by calling Kemp “an architect of voter suppression that spent the last eight years knitting together a system of voter suppression that is unparalleled in America.”

    According to Texas Tribune reporter Patrick Svitek, she said in her remarks that “we don’t have to concede elections anymore, because when we concede, we are condoning systems that are used to oppress us.”

    I beg to differ…


  49. eaglesoars
    53 | May 4, 2019 6:20 pm

    @ lobo91:

    I thought Chuck Schumer told her to STFU and find another gig


  50. eaglesoars
    54 | May 4, 2019 6:26 pm

    See this? How many times have I told you, whatever happens, don’t ever let them give you to the women.

    Some French bitch by the name of Marie Conte just gutted AOC

    <“Apologies for the blatantly mean tweet but THIS is what AOC’s boyfriend looks like? incredible scenes, truly representing all the ambitious and stunning millenial women shackled to boyfriends who look like bin raccoons out there,” Conte said.

    bin raccoon.

    Conte is a ‘feminist’ in case you were wondering.

    https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/internet-defends-aocs-bin-raccoon-boyfriend


  51. eaglesoars
    55 | May 4, 2019 6:40 pm

    I love this woman. She’s a hoot.

    oh jesus fucking christ, FINE, I’ve deleted my perfectly fine joke, the world breathes a sigh of relief as men with beards looking like braided pubes are no longer being discriminated against and “bin raccoon” officially becomes beyond the pale, well done to all involved


  52. rain of lead
    56 | May 4, 2019 7:34 pm

    well, the girl lost her two rounds this morning and was a good thing
    on her last bracket one of the other teams had an archer drop out because her fingers were blistering from shooting so much and they reduced the flights from 6 to 3

    whoever wins this tourney deserves it


  53. 57 | May 4, 2019 8:12 pm

    Well, it was shocking to say the least. Today, the Kentucky Derby very unexpectedly publicly committed suicide.


  54. Calo
    58 | May 4, 2019 8:13 pm

    @ doriangrey:
    I know, right? I wish I didn’t watch it.


  55. rain of lead
    59 | May 4, 2019 8:22 pm

    @ doriangrey:
    @ Calo:

    wait, what?

    what happened?


  56. rain of lead
    60 | May 4, 2019 8:26 pm

    was it because of the dq?


  57. Calo
    61 | May 4, 2019 8:29 pm

    @ rain of lead:
    https://www.nytimes.com/2019/05/04/sports/kentucky-derby-live.html Yes, Maximum Security clearly was the superior horse on the track today.


  58. 62 | May 4, 2019 8:30 pm

    rain of lead wrote:

    @ doriangrey:
    @ Calo:

    wait, what?

    what happened?

    Yes, they disqualified the winning horse for “Interference” that never happened.


  59. lobo91
    63 | May 4, 2019 8:30 pm

    @ Calo:

    Did they discover racist Tweets he sent 15 years ago?


  60. 64 | May 4, 2019 8:32 pm

    lobo91 wrote:

    @ Calo:

    Did they discover racist Tweets he sent 15 years ago?

    Worse… They found tweets supporting President Trump…


  61. eaglesoars
    65 | May 4, 2019 8:45 pm

    Here’s video taken from above. I don’t understand anything about racing, so no comment from me

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6993421/Country-House-wins-Kentucky-Derby-place-finisher-Maximum-Security-DISQUALIFIED.html


  62. coldwarrior
    66 | May 4, 2019 9:06 pm

    Ok…I’m with all the horse people for my parent’s yearly Derby party.

    Omg. A soaked track with standing water and they called it like that?

    The horse peeps are flabbergasted and frankly, angry.


  63. coldwarrior
    67 | May 4, 2019 9:11 pm

    This is absurd!!


  64. 68 | May 4, 2019 9:12 pm

    coldwarrior wrote:

    Ok…I’m with all the horse people for my parent’s yearly Derby party.

    Omg. A soaked track with standing water and they called it like that?

    The horse peeps are flabbergasted and frankly, angry.

    The interference rules are supposed to be disregarded on what is known as a “Sloopy track”


  65. coldwarrior
    69 | May 4, 2019 9:12 pm

    The crowd booed when the Roses were given. They left when the announcement was made


  66. coldwarrior
    70 | May 4, 2019 9:14 pm

    @ doriangrey:
    OFFS


  67. coldwarrior
    71 | May 4, 2019 9:15 pm

    The Death of the Derby.

    Congrats, ass, you get an asterisk for that win.


  68. coldwarrior
    72 | May 4, 2019 9:21 pm

    doriangrey wrote:

    Well, it was shocking to say the least. Today, the Kentucky Derby very unexpectedly publicly committed suicide.

    Yep.


  69. eaglesoars
    73 | May 4, 2019 9:46 pm

    Jack walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm.

    He sat down at the bar next to Alexandria and stared up at the TV as the 10 o’clock news came on.

    The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building, preparing to jump.

    Alexandria looked at Jack and said, “Do you think he’ll jump?”

    Jack said, “You know what, I bet he will.”

    Alexandria replied, “Well, I bet he won’t.” Jack placed $30 on the bar and said, “You’re on!

    Just as she placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death.

    She was very upset and handed her $30 to Jack, saying, “Fair’s fair… Here’s your money.”

    Jack replied, “I can’t take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 o’clock news and knew he would jump.”

    Alexandria replied, “I did too; but I didn’t think he’d do it again.”

    Jack took the money. Alexandria went back to work in the U.S. Congress.


  70. rain of lead
    74 | May 4, 2019 9:50 pm

    @ eaglesoars:

    *rimshot*


  71. Possum
    75 | May 4, 2019 10:30 pm

    Only horse race I watch is the grand national. Unfortunately sometimes horses, and riders die.

    At 6:50 somethingis dead.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2K29d_mxoc


  72. eaglesoars
    76 | May 4, 2019 11:38 pm

    Oh ffs

    How Convenient. FBI ‘lost Notes’ From August 2015 Meeting with IC Inspector General Regarding Hillary Clinton’s Private Server

    https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2019/05/how-convenient-fbi-lost-notes-from-august-2015-meeting-with-ic-inspector-general-regarding-hillary-clintons-private-server/

    bedtime


  73. 77 | May 5, 2019 7:41 am

    @ eaglesoars:
    Convenient. And not suspicious at all. ////


  74. eaglesoars
    78 | May 5, 2019 5:57 pm

    I think Israel is prepping to send ground troops into Gaza. Like SOON. They blew up a Hamas commander earlier.

    I don’t know what got into Hamas, seemingly out of the blue. Dumbasses.


  75. coldwarrior
    79 | May 5, 2019 8:07 pm

    @ eaglesoars:

    new thread…


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