
So it turns out Colin The Krapperdick had a tryout or some interest expressed in him by the Washington Redskins, who in the end took a pass. Of course, Richard Sherman, former Seattle Seahawk now with the 49ers, expressed his outrage, and was no doubt surprised to find out no one gave a crap what HE thought either. How the mighty have fallen. Maybe his mom can make him some soup.
Meanwhile, of course, various news outlets have taken the latest refusal to hire this has-been as proof of the League’s racism in general, and the Redskins’ in particular. By the way, whatever happened to that name controversy anyway? I thought King Barry and the Beknighteds of the Round Congress were going to force Snyder to change the name! After all, CBS and ESPN were on record as REFUSING to use the team’s name in their broadcasts. Amazing how team Washington didn’t buckle to that kind of pressure. Don’t they know the media has power? Apparently not, especially in this instance. Redskins completed their season without incident. And the next one, and the next one. In fact that controversy died right about the time Sir Harry of Reid and King Barry departed the podium (well, Sir Harry at any rate; we’ll never be rid of either King Barry or his wife, Mooch Antoinette).
But it does beg the question. Why would Mr. Social Justice Warrior even want to play for a team that had such a stigma attached to his name? In fact, at last count, several have actually offered him a tryout – the Ravens, the Broncos and the Redskins; the Seahawks had offered a tryout and then withdrew – probably because they already have the requisite amount of flag disrespect in the form of Michael Bennett so that slot was pretty much filled.
But once the Redskins took a pass, Sports Twitter was abuzz with the snark that it didn’t matter, as in the end Colin was going to be collecting so much money from the NFL for their collusion in keeping him OUT of the League, that Colin will have the last laugh. What is it about liberals that they are staking all of their future happiness and schadenfreude on collusion of some kind. Mind you, this is the same League that forgave and rehired Michael Vick, dog abuser and paroled felon. Because at the time he left the League for a hiatus making license plates, he was still an excellent quarterback. There was no collusion to keep him out of League. He simply doesn’t have the goods. News is that he plans to depose President Trump and Vice President Pence, claiming that their opinion of kneelers are keeping him out of football. Actually, Krap, the American PUBLIC’s opinion of kneelers may or may not be keeping you out of the league. Yes, the arbitrator said the lawsuit could proceed. But a spineless arbitrator and a court of law is different. And the standard of proof is high. And it takes nine people at least to find for you.
But in the end, when it comes time for Krap’s deposition to be taken, he’ll have to explain why he walked away from a multi-million-dollar contract with the 49ers as a backup because he thought he should be a starter. Dude, your own TEAM didn’t think you were a starter, and that was in an offense designed to show your particular skills. Hell, when you did have to get off the bench and start, your interceptions were a higher number than total offensive yards gained. The League doesn’t give a damn if you kneel – the networks wised up and stopped reporting it, to bring back the viewers. Now you and your buddies can kneel to your heart’s content. In fact, your cohort, Eric Reid, who is almost as much of an asshat as you are, was able to be signed by another team when the 49ers released him.
In the end, though, where’s the legal theory that says any team has to sign a player because they believe they’re good enough to play in the league? When the openly gay and openly obnoxious Michael Sam was drafted next to last in 2014 by the St. Louis Rams, despite being SEC player of the year, he completely washed out and was traded to the Dallas Cowboys for use on their practice squad. He “retired” shortly after that, citing “mental health” reasons. Because when you suck at your job, make sure it’s someone else’s fault. RG III, Johnny Manziel, Jamarcus Russell – all lost their starter jobs for various reasons. Russell was never hired by another team after being released by the Raiders. Surprisingly, he didn’t sue the NFL for collusion. RG III has been happy to accept a back-up job. Manziel may make his way back, who knows?
Of course, the fun part is there is some supreme irony in all this that my friends (and there are many) who are both patriots and 49er fans are enjoying. Krap got the starter’s job when Jim Harbaugh benched the 49ers then starting QB, Alex Smith. He then went on the take the 49ers to their 6th Super Bowl and led them to their first and only loss in the Championship Game. Of course, it wasn’t his fault then either. It was the power failure. And Smith moved on to have a great career with Kansas City. How wonderfully karmic that NOW Krap isn’t considered good enough to replace or back up the Redskins’ QB that suffered a season-ending injury – Alex Smith.