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Summer’s not over until we say it is.

by Bunk Five Hawks X ( 10 Comments › )
Filed under Caption This, Entertainment, Humor, OOT, Open thread at October 6th, 2012 - 2:17 am

“He’s got a ’30 Ford Wagon and he’s got nothing to brag about;
Panama City, here we come.”

Meanwhile his future ex-wife takes an elbow to the head. Summer’s not over until we say it is on The Overnight Open Thread.


by Bunk Five Hawks X ( 72 Comments › )
Filed under Art, Cars & Trucks, Humor, Open thread at June 10th, 2011 - 11:00 pm

Well, well, well. What do we have here?

Looks like it’s time for the Dorkville Senior Prom, and someone’s dad brought home some scrap plywood and 1×6 roof sheathing from the jobsite again. He snagged an aerosol can of expansive foam insulation as well. That same someone’s mom scored some water color poster paint from the art supply room at Dorkville Elementary while Mrs. DeFarcas was busy washing the wheat paste off of Bobby Bieber’s face. Who could that someone be?

Trey Jameson. He’s that little s.o.b. from down the street who tried to let air out of your tires and only managed to release a half-pound before his fingernail ripped when you hit him with the garden hose on Halloween night a coupla years back. Now he’s a junior at Dorkville High, and he owns a staple gun. He tried to flatten your spare with it just last week.

Not much I can say that’s not intuitively obvious to the casual observer, except that TJ really screwed up the fit of the trunk and had to replace both rear light assemblies (you can’t chip away that foam insulation without damage) and got no dates for his trouble. Even the Dorkville Cheerleaders laughed at him.

What a great Babe Magnet. Pure efficient genius, presented for mockery on
The Overnight Open Thread.


by Bunk Five Hawks X ( 149 Comments › )
Filed under Cars & Trucks, Humor, Open thread at March 25th, 2011 - 11:00 pm

Fun With Hydraulics 101: The Lowlowrider (or in Hawai’i, The Lolorider).

Even sporting gray primer, this 1959 Buick Electra rocks. The only way it could out-rock itself is if it were a convertible with a candy-apple red/flame-orange blend lacquer paint job with panther print upholstery. It’d get speeding tickets at a stoplight.

If we had an Official Blogmocramobile, this pavement polisher could be it, but for now we’ll have to settle for the tuck-n-roll upholstery of the Rec Room couch at the local drive-in, better known as The Overnight Open Thread.

Hydraulic Dorkmobile Babe Magnet

by Bunk Five Hawks X ( 90 Comments › )
Filed under Cars & Trucks, Humor, Open thread at February 26th, 2011 - 11:00 pm

[via with a h/t to Mr. Paul Revere.]

I really don’t know where to go with this… way too many things wrong. Now I’m all for custom automotive modifications, but this one shows no respect.

It looks like one of those monstrosities we used to cobble together with parts from unrelated Revelle model kits when we were bored kids stuck in the basement on a snow day, with Testor’s vapors dancing way too close to the furnace.

The only way I’d get into that clownmobile is if I were driving and had complete control over the hydraulics to make it leap and dive through a sea of bumper to bumper traffic while Charlie Estevez-Sheen, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, and that ex-sports commentator… um… whatsisname Olberman,  puked all over themselves in the back seats.

There’s just something righteous about that “What If” fantasy, but I can’t quite put my finger on it. Yet, the question hovers: “Bunk, is this a True Babe Magnet?”

Answer: Nah. This is The Overnight Open Thread.