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There are exacty five people who made that clip hilarious, and the camera man is up at No.2. He kept his focus on the drunk chicks while they and he ignored the facediver. The funniest one to me is the guy in the background, leaning against the wall, oblivious to everything. He’s seen it all before.
Stuff like that happens all the time on The Overnight Open Thread.
Maybe I’m easily amused, but this reeks of coolness. It’s an interactive hi-def pan & zoom image of Yankee Stadium during the Yankees vs. Red Sox game of 4 July 2008. (Boston won 6-4 on a freak triple, but that’s beside the point.)
When I found the link, the first thing I thought of was “There has to be at least one obnoxious dork in the crowd.” The odds were definitely in my favor.
Game is underway, 1st Inning.
An obnoxious jerk can be found anywhere, and I guessed that the cheap seats would be a good bet.
This section looked promising. Completely arbitrary guess.
Getting closer! Stadium usher in the aisle is eyeballing someone…
Ooh! We have a candidate, and it’s not the waterbed in the back row or the wannabe in the front.
WHOOP! DEY HE IS!
Rock out dude! Everyone should be playing air guitar at a Yankees game! Or are you yelling at the umpire already, as if he can hear you from a quarter-mile away? DUDE, it’s only the first inning. Chill.
Although that game was played years ago, NY Dude has been preserved in HiDef for all to see. As always the bases are loaded (as are some commenters) here on The Overnight Open Thread.
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Well, well, well. What do we have here?
Looks like it’s time for the Dorkville Senior Prom, and someone’s dad brought home some scrap plywood and 1×6 roof sheathing from the jobsite again. He snagged an aerosol can of expansive foam insulation as well. That same someone’s mom scored some water color poster paint from the art supply room at Dorkville Elementary while Mrs. DeFarcas was busy washing the wheat paste off of Bobby Bieber’s face. Who could that someone be?
Trey Jameson. He’s that little s.o.b. from down the street who tried to let air out of your tires and only managed to release a half-pound before his fingernail ripped when you hit him with the garden hose on Halloween night a coupla years back. Now he’s a junior at Dorkville High, and he owns a staple gun. He tried to flatten your spare with it just last week.
Not much I can say that’s not intuitively obvious to the casual observer, except that TJ really screwed up the fit of the trunk and had to replace both rear light assemblies (you can’t chip away that foam insulation without damage) and got no dates for his trouble. Even the Dorkville Cheerleaders laughed at him.
What a great Babe Magnet. Pure efficient genius, presented for mockery on
The Overnight Open Thread.
Lost the linky for that picture. Since Clueless Man on the right is carrying a GWB poster, it’s from a few years ago.
Whatever it was that Enraged Moonbat Semi-Puppet Beardo was upset about is likely something he still doesn’t understand (the Constitution?) and he’s ripping it up again on The Overnight Open Thread.
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