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I’ve changed my mind. President Barrack Hussein Obama is the best thing that ever happened to this great nation. He’s unified us, swept partisanship under the rug, and ethnic strife is unheard of in 2011. Class warfare is now a thing of the past. Even the labor unions, once contentious and unreasonable, have become more cooperative in order to better the economy.
And the economy IS booming, primarily due to our President’s domestic spending policies and the underrated Stimulus Bill. To top it off, very soon we will have free medical care that won’t cost anyone a dime.
As CIC, he devised a flawless plan to take out Usama Bin Laden and end the threat of terrorism from Islamic extremists, thus creating a legacy that will remain unmatched for all of history.
“President Obama got this exactly right during the campaign, and ever since he was elected. He’s been pounding the leadership of Al Qaeda and the Taliban in both Waziristans without relenting for two years now to great effect. Now under his command and his direction, Osama Bin Laden has been taken out. Kudos to him for his consistent focus on the actual terrorists, and his successful prosecution of the war against them. If anyone cares to argue this, I will merely point out the huge number of successful drone strikes within Pakistan, there’s no need to point out the fact that we got Bin Laden.”
I agree completely with that assessment. I only wish I’d said it first.
Due to the actions of President Obama, all the tinpot dictators have taken notice, stepped down and apologized for past transgressions and violations of human rights, and the United States of America is once again revered throughout the world as a benevolent and protective policeman.
Even Syria, once a breeding ground for piracy in international waters, is now a successful hub for global trade, and Israel has been accepted by the newly formed Republic of Palistine as a trading partner.
The world is at peace for the first time in millenia.
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And then I woke up, just in time for The Overnight Open Thread.
