That washed up, paranoid weirdo, Charles the Prince of Wales, not the blogger really is going mad, now claims to speak with plants. This man clearly needs help and has gone totally mad!

If anyone visiting Prince Charles‘ home had opened the right door at just the right time, they may have been greeted with an unusual sight: the Prince of Wales laying face flat on the floor, eyes closed and ears perked in concentration.

He was, of course, trying to eavesdrop on some of the 30,000 annual tourists who pay 15 pounds each to tour his 900-acre royal estate in Gloucestershire.

That habit is just one of some curious admissions the royal makes in a new BBC documentary.

Read the rest: Prince Charles Eavesdrops on Tourists, Speaks to Plants

This man is deranged.

Addendum by Macker:

OH. MY. GOD. When I saw the photograph of the Prince of Wales (no doubt after haven eaten his daily staple of Koran Nuts), on this story courtesy of Drudge, it just SCREAMED for a Caption Contest.

So here it is!

And for good measure, I hereby declare this an Open Thread to boot! Have at it!