A picture of the Department of Agriculture’s latest acquisition.
Many of you may remember those heady days of 2008, when some of us were sounding the alarm bells about the dangers of an Obama Presidency. “Back away from the Fox News,” was sounded like some sort of dismissive automatic suppression system. “If you listen to Fox News, you’re only getting lies, Senator Obama has no wish to inflict Socialism or any form of top down government control upon the masses. He will be a benevolent and kind Messiah.” What scared us the most, were the things he himself said, and things by the way that were only ever repeated on Fox News, things like the following:
Under President Obama, the Department of Education now has armed officers, in case any of you got the bright idea of failing to repay those student loans. Forest Rangers now have guns, in case you suddenly get the urge to smoke a cigarette out in the woods when you believe no one to be looking. The census bureau I’m sure wishes the right to shoot anyone who might seek to have their conservative leaning suburban homestead adequately represented when drawing up congressional districts. The Department of Transportation will need to deal with those gas guzzlers who drive Hummers without being famous Hollywood types first somehow, and shooting them will help thwart global warming in its tracks. Lord knows that the fellows in the Department of Commerce will need guns to help them deal with the black marketeers who inevitably spring up from no where any time Socialism becomes the economic system of choice. And farming community, don’t worry, there’s something under the Christmas tree for you as well.
The United States Department of Agriculture has declared its intent to purchase .40 cal Smith & Wesson submachine guns.
In an announcement on the procurement branch of the General Services Administration’s website, the USDA has claimed it wishes to buy semi-automatic or burst fire machine guns with night sights and flashlight attachments.
Now, I know what you’re thinking. What could possibly go wrong with giving automatic weapons to the same people who made it possible for you to pay over $50 Billion in reparations to any African American who claimed to have tried growing a tomato plant on their balcony and failed at it, aka, “failed to farm?” I say you’re a racist for objecting to anything that the Bamster has it in his mind to do, ever. I mean after all, he’s nothing short of a beneficent Messiah, who really really cares about all of us personally. Let’s meet one of those new armed USDA agents now, shall we?
I know I feel safe, knowing that we have an armed civilian security force that answers only to President Zero. What did the WWII era Germans call their armed civilian security force again?…. I believe it was called the Gestapo.
