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All Cracked Up Pre-OOT

by coldwarrior ( 66 Comments › )
Filed under Humor, Open thread at February 14th, 2012 - 7:00 pm

Submitted without comment from the perpetrator.

Mumbling man’s mouthful leads to charges

AMBRIDGE — Police figured the mumbling man with the bulging lower lip had a story to share with them. When he was later struck with a Taser and spit 23 individually wrapped pieces of crack cocaine onto the ground, the details emerged.

Frank Lee Turner, 56, of Ambridge was a passenger in a vehicle during a traffic stop at 2:38 p.m. Feb. 5 on 11th Street in Ambridge. Three men were riding in a truck equipped with shoulder belts for two.

Turner left the vehicle as police talked to the driver, according to the Ambridge police report.

Asked to return to the vehicle, Turner mumbled a response and began to struggle with police. In the struggle, a single piece of crack cocaine popped from his mouth and police could see something white under his tongue, according to the report.

After Turner struck an officer in the head, knocking his sunglasses and hat to the ground, police used a Taser on Turner and he spit two pieces of crack cocaine on the ground.

Turner, attempted to swallow the remaining pieces, so police again used the Taser and he spit out 19 more pieces of cocaine.

Turner, of 644 Duss Ave., First Floor, was charged with aggravated assault, resisting arrest and drug possession with intent to deliver, according to court documents.

 

Wow! What a Shine!

by Bunk Five Hawks X ( 94 Comments › )
Filed under Art, Humor, OOT, Open thread at September 18th, 2011 - 11:00 pm

“Oooh, my face looks like a hamster in the side of THIS pan!
Thank you, Prozac!”

From the amazing Plan59 comes this classic illustration, but I have a couple of problems with it. What bonehead decided to put a lamp post right next to the garage, and why is the car parked sideways in the driveway? And another thing –  she’s over 6 feet tall and her kitchen is being consumed by a mysterious white fungus.

Just one more example of the average American drug-addled lifestyle of the late ’50s, buffed and shined for The Overnight Open Thread.

Milking The Toad

by Bunk Five Hawks X ( 162 Comments › )
Filed under Academia, Art, Humor, Open thread, Science at February 28th, 2011 - 11:00 pm

Questions arise occasionally on where we find topics for the OOT. This particular thread resulted from a long lost .gif animation that we found behind the Rec Room couch with the cat stuff:

A  quick google search for toad lickers brought us to the Wikipuddle that mentioned The Church of the Toad of Light that in turn linked to another article that had a photo with a link entitled “Milking the Toad” that displayed this nice pen and ink sketch:

See how easy it is? Just follow your gut instincts, and you too can put up a unique and mildly disturbing post for The Overnight Open Thread!