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Don’t Worry, Kid. Just Drink The Koolaid

by Bunk Five Hawks X ( 238 Comments › )
Filed under Communism, Guest Post, Humor, Open thread, Political Correctness, Politics, Progressives, Socialism at March 11th, 2010 - 8:30 pm


This is an Open Thread with a Possible Topic Suggestion:“Who is the biggest paranoid boob that comes to mind first?” “What’s the biggest lie you bought into that was proven false?”

Okay, I’ll start.

The “rich” get rich by exploiting the poor, and government’s primary function is to help those who cannot help themselves by taking money from the wealthy to provide for those less fortunate in life.  I bought into this false premise (concealed under the popular mantra of  “Social Justice”) as a naive young tad growing up in the 1960s before I learned basic economics twenty years later.

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The U.S. Department of Homeland Suppository

by Bunk Five Hawks X ( 117 Comments › )
Filed under Dhimmitude, Free Speech, Guest Post, Healthcare, Humor, Open thread, Political Correctness, Socialism, Weapons at March 9th, 2010 - 10:00 pm

Never forget that these nice people were once sentient law-abiding citizens just like yourselves, prior to the insidious onslaught commonly referred to as El Rayo Estupido.

This is an open forum for Advanced Fuldkommen Gak and other miscellaneous topics of interest. The line forms to the rear.

Earth Fart Lit By Soviets In 1973 Still Burning

by Bunk Five Hawks X ( 144 Comments › )
Filed under Communism, Humor, Open thread, Russia, Science, World at March 7th, 2010 - 9:00 pm


DARVAZ’ HELLFIRE
Soviets found an earth fart and lit it.
Uzbekistan, Ukraine – (Strutts News Services)

According to various reports, a massive gas vent was discovered and subsequently ignited in 1973 by Soviet geologists in search of other stuff. Some sources indicate that the global flatulence may have been ignited earlier than was initially reported. From the amazing website English Russian:

“This place in Uzbekistan is called by locals “The Door to Hell”. It is situated near the small town of Darvaz. The story of this place lasts already for 35 years. Once the geologists were drilling for gas. Then suddenly during the drilling they have found an underground cavern, it was so big that all the drilling site with all the equipment and camps got deep deep under the ground. None dared to go down there because the cavern was filled with gas. So they ignited it so that no poisonous gas could come out of the hole, and since then, it’s burning, already for 35 years without any pause. Nobody knows how many tons of excellent gas has been burned for all those years but it just seems to be infinite there.”

Local immigrant resident Joey “Boris” Catawba summed it up. “I’ve lived here for almost 10 years. Everything always smells like burnt cheese and vinegar. Someone should do something. This really sucks.”

[Related post here. Previously posted here. More images here.]