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Look At That And Don’t Do This.

by Bunk Five Hawks X ( 79 Comments › )
Filed under Humor, OOT, Open thread, Weapons at November 14th, 2011 - 11:00 pm

Look at that. Those are goose teeth. Actually, they’re proto-teeth, but so what.  Now keeping that image in mind, don’t ever do this:

Never tell a goose that you love her. She’ll see right through it and give you the what for right on your honker. Then some wag will post it on the internet for all to see and laugh at you over and over on The Overnight Open Thread.


Goose Teeth

by Bunk Five Hawks X ( 76 Comments › )
Filed under Evolution, Humor, Open thread at July 12th, 2011 - 11:00 pm

They’re not true teeth, but lamellae, or more precisely pectines.
Comment from “Jess” at the link:

“Whatever they are, a pissed off goose will use them. It hurts and they usually won’t go away until you smack them with a shovel.”

Experience is knowledge, and knowledge obtained from another’s experience is often better. If you’re gonna go and piss off a goose, bring a shovel to the fight, and that’s The Blogmocracy Practical Tip O’ The Day, presented for discussion on The Overnight Open Thread.