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Donald Tyler’s Contribution to the World

by Bunk Five Hawks X ( 57 Comments › )
Filed under Environmentalism, Food and Drink, History, Humor, OOT, Open thread, Technology at July 31st, 2012 - 11:00 pm

FIG. 1 of the apparatus illustrates a preferred embodiment of the present invention and is designated generally as 11. Base plate 1 is a solid metal form bent at a 90 degree angle on one end which allows for the base plate 1 to be mounted using screw holes 2 perpendicular to a stationary object such as a pole, tree, or trailer hitch. A toggle clamp comprising base 4, which is attached to pivoting arm 7 at screw 12; stationary arm 5, which is attached to base 4 at screw 13; metal plate 14, which is attached to pivoting arm 7 at screw 15; and handle 6 which is molded to pivoting arm 7. Base 4 is attached to base plate 1 using bolts 3. An additional bolt 3 is not visible in FIG. 1, however base 4 is attached using four bolts. A metal tube 9 is connected to stationary arm 5 using bolt 8. A metal tube 10 is welded to base plate 1. The squirrel skinning apparatus 11 is secured to a stationary object using screw holes 2 and the toggle clamp is engaged by moving pivoting arm 7 perpendicular to base plate 1 using handle 6. Metal plate 14 presses against stationary arm 5 moving stationary arm 5 in a downward motion parallel to base plate 1 and locks the toggle clamp. When the toggle clamp is locked, metal tube 9 and metal tube 10 are pressed tightly together. The apparatus aids in the skinning of the squirrel. First, the squirrel’s hair is pulled away from a spot just above where the tail joins the body and a cut that leaves a strip of skin uncut at the top edge of the tail is made. The squirrel’s tail is placed in between metal tube 9 and metal tube 10 and the clamp is locked as described above. The skin of the squirrel is peeled back and gripped in the area where it has been previously cut and is then pulled down to complete the skinning operation. The skin and tail remain in between the metal tubes and the rest of the squirrel is completely removed from the skin in two pieces. [via]

U.S. Patent No. 7,488,244, awarded in February 2009 to Donald Tyler of Cadiz Kentucky, is pure inventive genius, and a must-have for all loyal readers of
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Chivamobile

by Bunk Five Hawks X ( 42 Comments › )
Filed under Humor, Open thread, Technology at June 8th, 2011 - 11:00 pm


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No idea what this is all about, but everyone needs a goatcycle to terrorize the neighborhood kids with. Looks to me like somebody pushes while you sit on it and spin until you fall off and puke.

Unfortunately this particular model is no longer available. That’s a good thing, because (unlike another blogger we know) there’s no spinning on
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Don’t do this. Really. Don’t.

by Bunk Five Hawks X ( 343 Comments › )
Filed under Humor, Open thread, Technology at July 27th, 2010 - 11:00 pm


[Found somewhere in here.]

Occasionally while sniffing around the internest I’ll run across an image that jumps up and bites me right in the crackerbockles, and this is one of them. It’s a patent drawing for an invention technically referred to as a WTF, and is apparently designed with meth addicts in mind. That’s meth as in methane.

Of course there may be other explanations for this new addition to the wonderful world of plumbing abuse, but I’m not about to go all scatological on an Overnight Open Thread.

[Update 29 July 2010 – Here are the patent papers. It’s a lifesaving device. Really.]