Blogmocracy In Action!  The following is a guest post from our very own – “Jehu”

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I watched the season closer of 24 tonight. It is the only TV show I have watched regularly for a few years, even though it “jumped the shark,” a long time ago. Hard to remember how 24 has gone through the usual TV Hollywood villains. The show was a response to Muslim animals destroying two of the world’s greatest buildings and thousands of lives. Since then these adherents to the “religion of peace,” as our craven politicians love to call them, in fact the more they commit murder and atrocities around the world, the more fervently our politicians designate Islam the “religion of peace.”

I think the gay, America-hating; multicultural bastards that have infested the script writing profession in Hollywood have outdone themselves this time. At first I was mad, but then I became grateful and am laughing at their lumbering and witless attempt to infect everyone with their brain spongefying infection of crazed and suicidal liberalism.

They can conceive of no greater menace than some white corporate, ex-military types always trying for a coup in America. Somehow missing that America is undergoing a leftist-socialist coup right out in the open, in front of everyone. And the only people right now that do not want to sleep with Obama are the Governor of Nevada, and the governor of Texas and Dick Cheney; perhaps the first white American men to actually rediscover their manhood.

I take that back, it looks like Minnesota just shut down a huge tax increase, and that by a minority legislature and governor Tim Pawlenty. And it looks like California may be waking up from the Haight-Ashbury acid trip it began in the 60’s; as it looks like Californians are voting for a tax revolt.

Back to one of the last scenes in 24 as Jack lays on his death bed he calls a friend to come be with him, and wait for it, that friend is a Muslim Imam introduced in the last episode. Our Imam is a doe-eyed and gentle man of reason and quite faith who helped Jack track down some terrorists that for the first time in the modern world were NOT Muslims, or Timothy McVeigh.

So right away we know this is the mythical “moderate Muslim,” that so many have sighted in the distance, yet always the pictures are blurred, indistinct. You just catch a glimpse of a furry manlike creature, but always at a distance contrasting with the snow. Yep our mystical Imam sits at Jack Bauer’s bedside (Jack Bauer used to eat radical Muslim terrorists for breakfast, right after kneecapping them and getting information from them to use in the next installment of 24. Which then allows Jack to find another radical terrorist behind the radical Muslim, sometimes a Russian coup type military madman, or perhaps another crazed American industrialist pissed off we are not drilling for oil, or kicking some third world ass somewhere)

And our mythical Muslim prays with Jack asking for forgiveness, Jack definitely asking for forgiveness, and the elbow poking subtlety of it all comes into focus; Jack the superhero, Muslim kneecapper is asking to pray with an Imam, all full circle, 7 seasons of useless terrorist killing and kneecapping, as at the end of it all Jack discovers that we can “all just get along.” No harm no foul. The scene ends with the Muslim Imam ascending on a beam of light, taken away like Mohammad of old, on a winged stallion. Wait I made that up, the part about our Imam being taken up in a beam of light on a winged stallion. The part of Mohammad being taken up on a winged stallion is true of course, in fact his name (the magic stallion) is Burak (Rhymes with…check this out Barack!)

Does anyone find this strangely insulting? First to Muslims, as if they are too lame too retarded to concoct their own terrorist campaigns, some Russians, or Americans (pssst…read “white guys,”) must be pulling there strings. If I was a Muslim I would attack Hollywood for this racist and insulting view of a most wonderful cultural-religious worldview that has brought so much light, happiness, intelligence, love of women and fun to the earth.

This is way worse than Danish cartoons; this is a real TV show depicting you as pathetic childish losers that cannot even figure out how to blow stuff up on your own! Ha ha ha, the liberals have it figured out Muslims, you are too pathetic to do anything without help, may Allah be praised!

Fact is the only villain not scripted by our hot tub writers and chased by Jack Bauer in seven seasons is a troop of ego-maniacal Eagle Scouts, bent on taking over Yellowstone, and torturing Yogi and Boo Boo, but there is always next season. The more the liberals deny reality, like a leftist coup taking place with a President that flies Air Force One around like his personal pimp-mobile, showing off his Presidential bling to the world…heh what up bro! Cool! Trick that motha out, paint a gold tooth on the front, you da man now!

Gah, what utter trash you liberals keep electing. First the Hillbilly rapist from Arkansas, and the horrible creature he married, and now the Chicago gangsta politician, and the horrible creature he married. What is it with liberal’s wives? Why do they always have the countenance and the man eating chewing teeth of Jaws from James Bond’s Moonraker? Is this what it is all about? Liberal men marry zombie-vampire wives they met at a party thrown by Satan, so they hate the world and want to torment us all? Just get a divorce and find a real woman that did not have man-hating DNA injected into them at birth on Dr Moreau’s Island.

But they cannot leave, they are held enthralled by the dream of power over the rest of us. They insist on tormenting us with their good intentions and comforting us with their hellish and sterile utopias. Like some crazed cycle of revenge, the liberal man hating his wife, the liberal wife hating all men, goading each other to greater good deeds until all recognize how wonderful life can truly be, when taken care of by a human binary star system, circling each other until drawn into a resulting black hole from which nothing escapes.

Yes worship these binary orbiting psychopaths, you to will be drawn past the event horizon, to lose all identity, to become just a screech of distorted matter pulled apart by gravitational waves of giant egos, much like posters on Huffington Post or Daily Kos, or even the once “right-wing,” Little Green Footballs.

What constitutional authority suddenly came into existence that this community rabble-rouser can now run car companies, organize his own bankruptcy proceedings, declare who gets paid what, and gives the UAW the largest share of GM, which is still going bankrupt and will make its cars in China? He can dictate executive pay, and compensation, tell folks not to travel to Las Vegas, tell them not to fly private jets, while he takes Air Force One out on useless joy rides, or sends it swooping onto terrified New Yorkers, F16 chase planes in pursuit for a Statue of Liberty photo op at half a million bucks. Somebody, some New York Times reporter, when you can tear yourself away from plagiarizing, find out what sort of job that pays way beyond its description is given to the guy that fell on a sword after he took all the blame for sending Air Force One on a joy ride, certainly the President of the United States knows nothing about Air Force One’s schedule or photo ops.

Obama goes to the premier Catholic University in the country and pretends he is reasonable about abortion. A man that voted against a law that would protect babies that are “born alive,” in other words escaped the abortionist’s butcher knife, to be thrown into a utility closest until their miserable little mewling squalls are silenced forever. At least some young woman was not “punished with a baby.” Much better to torture the baby to death, yet decry waterboarding of evil men with knowledge of deadly plots against Americans.

You think God will not judge us, judge this nation for such evil? It has already started, we have not seen disaster like what is coming, the very earth will be turned against us, God forgive us, forgive this nation for the sake of those that groan under this oppression and evil every day, judge us, but to cleanse us of such wanton idolatry and inversions of morality.

editors note:  LIKE HE SAID!