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Only morons, cheats and liars still believe in Man-Made Global Warming

by Bob in Breckenridge ( 199 Comments › )
Filed under Climate, Environmentalism at May 21st, 2010 - 4:00 pm

Here’s a great article about the human-caused global warming hoax, perpetuated by the likes of morons such as Algore and a certain 58 yr. old comic book reading, tricycle riding, washed-up ukulele playing, pony-tailed douchebag (whom shall remain nameless to avoid embarrassing her) from yesterday’s London Daily Telegraph…

By James Delingpole

Well of course I would write a headline like that having just spent the last three days in Chicago at the Heartland Institute’s 4th International Conference on Climate Change. This is the event the cackling, cloak-wearing, be-fanged AGW-denying community attends every year to glorify in their own evil. And naturally, in the wake of Climategate, a mood of uproarious triumphalism has prevailed as distinguished skeptical scientists, economists, and policymakers from around the world – Pat Michaels, Richard Lindzen, Ian Plimer, Bob Carter, Fred Singer.. you name them, they’re here – have gathered to dance on the smoldering ashes of the mythical beast ManBearPig.

Except we shouldn’t use that word “skeptic” any more. Richard Lindzen – Godfather of Climate Realism – told us so in one of the keynote addresses.

“Skepticism implies doubts about a plausible proposition,” he said. “Current global warming alarmism hardly represents a plausible proposition.” Not least, he pointed out, because the various activist scientists, greenies and government institutions pushing AGW theory have failed to “improve their case over 20 years.” So paper thin are the AGW movement’s arguments that pretty much the only defences left to them are desperate techniques like the appeal to authority (“the Royal Society believes in AGW and the Royal Society is, like, really old and distinguished, so AGW must be true”) and cheap slurs.

Read the rest here

There’s only one thing that would get me to watch The View.

by Bunk Five Hawks X ( 210 Comments › )
Filed under Humor, Media, Open thread at May 13th, 2010 - 11:00 pm

Yep. A giant intelligent deep sea predator with an attitude and an awesome beak, stinking to the rafters.  In response to inane questions about things the “panelists” know nothing about, it wouldn’t need to say anything, just stare with those immense soulless black eyes, and every time that  Joy Behar or Whoopi Goldberg opens their ignorant yaps, Barbara Walters gets the ink.

Don’t know about you, but whenever I think of squid, I think of Overnight Open Threads. Let’s have one.

Getting Low Grades? Pull Your Pants Up.

by Bunk Five Hawks X ( 102 Comments › )
Filed under Democratic Party, Humor, Open thread, Politics at April 2nd, 2010 - 8:00 pm

Thank God for legislators, for a new scourge has reared it’s ugly head.

New York State Senator Eric Adams is getting to the bottom of it.  It seems that New Yorkers just won’t pull their pants up, and the Hon. Mr. Adams has just the solution: start an ad campaign to educate the peasants on the proper way to wear pants.

According to the campaign ads, this student has a 1.0 grade point average and suffers from low self-esteem all because of his pants.

So how to combat this problem of young Brooklyn males with low grades and low self-esteem exposing their underwear? Put up billboards of young Brooklyn males with low grades and low self-esteem exposing their underwear. Pure efficient brilliance.

The campaign is titled “STOP THE SAG!” and it’s only a matter of time before the Screen Actors Guild files a defamation lawsuit. Here’s the companion video that describes it all:

I don’t know about you, but when I see some baboso walking around in public with his chonis hanging out, the first things that come creeping into my mind are not ethnic and racial stereotypes.  But to be fair, the “Don’t Be A Nut, Cover Your Butt” advertisements only cost the Senator $2,000 of  his unspent election campaign funds, and a billboard company got paid.

Once this crusade achieves its lofty goal, I hope the Senator is ready for the next wave of juvenile clothing rebellion. I’ve already got a slogan ready: “You’ll Be A Hunk When You Cover Your Junk.”

[Found here via Arbroath.]

Did someone say “Open Thread?” Pull up your trousers and have at it.

Unclear Protest Sign Is Unclear

by Bunk Five Hawks X ( 189 Comments › )
Filed under Free Speech, Humor, Open thread, Politics, Progressives at March 26th, 2010 - 8:00 pm

Proud member of the Arbitrary Phrase Brigade.

Some fuck up is sleeping in somewhere, and it’s up to us to wake him.

Aint no spel chack for protset sines.

Someone put a lot of thought into these equations. Pure efficient brilliance.

Zombie’s got some more great pics of the San Francisco Left of the Left antiwar rally of 20 March, and there’s a link to the one in L.A.