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BHO 24/8

by Bunk Five Hawks X ( 181 Comments › )
Filed under Barack Obama, Elections, Elections 2012, Humor, OOT, Open thread, Politics, Satire at August 24th, 2011 - 11:00 pm


[via]
MSM forecast for 24/8/11 through 6/11/12
Expect frequent Obamas, interspersed with light Romneys, and an occasional morning Paul. Early polling Perrys, originating in the SW, are spreading rapidly from the region. Possibility of a heavy Christie later in the season, and a Rubio Watch is in effect until further notice. Change is expected, and may happen with little or no warning.

This forecast will be updated periodically on The Overnight Open Thread.

Yes We Can Ride the Bus to Mordor!

by 1389AD ( 172 Comments › )
Filed under Barack Obama, Canada, Cars & Trucks, Elections 2012, Humor, Open thread at August 18th, 2011 - 8:00 pm

From Lord of the Rings Wiki:

“One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its black gates are guarded by more than just orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume.”
—Boromir at the Council of Elrond

According to PoorlyDressed.com:

One Does Not Simply Ride the Bus Into Mordor

Woman on the bus in a dull, grungy cloak

One also has to make several transfers, one of them lasting 25 minutes between buses. It’s suicide!

Bzzzzzt, wrooooong!

BBC News: Obama’s battle bus no symbol of hope

Obama's Battle Bus to Mordor

In British elections we’re used to what we call “battle buses”, cheerfully painted wagons, festooned with party slogans and colours.

US President Barack Obama has embarked on his first bus tour in office.

But his vehicle for the trip through the rural parts of three Midwestern states looks like it really is heading for a battle.

Big, blocky, black, with painted-out windows, it looks more like a police mortuary van than a symbol of hope arriving on your street.
[…]
Neither inspirational nor angry enough, he needs something fresher – and to find another mode of transport than the battle bus from Mordor.

Read it all.

The Blaze: Obama’s bus tour ‘Greyhound One’ made in Canada

Greyhound One

Now I have nothing against purchasing equipment made in Canada, even though the folks at The Blaze seem to be somewhat upset about this. That said, we do need to make major changes to the US tax and regulatory structure, so as to remove the incentives that cause manufacturers to locate everywhere but in the US.


The Obama ScenicBruiser: Another One Rides The Bust

by Bunk Five Hawks X ( 92 Comments › )
Filed under Art, Barack Obama, Cars & Trucks, Humor, OOT, Open thread, Politics, Satire at August 16th, 2011 - 11:00 pm


Roll up for The Tragical History Tour of all 57 States on The STIMUBUS!

To be fair, that’s the tour bus from when Obama was campaigning for President Senator Governor Mayor Teacher Community Activist, and we apologize for the innocuous snark – NOT. It appears that he’s envious of someone else’s bus tour (whose name we won’t mention, but her initials are Sarah Palin).

Doug Ross @ Journal posted what is purportedly a sketch of Obama’s ScenicBruiser, but it’s intuitively obvious to the casual observer that the image was cropped [view original here].

The original image was definitely cropped as it eliminated the trailer labeled “Fox” at the rear. At first we thought that it might be Michelle’s private trailer, but everyone knows that her caboose is much bigger. Therefore it must refer to FOX news, installed as a design afterthought, with a hydraulic pin to make it easy to disconnect.

Speaking of industrial design and oversized cabooses, it’s time for
The Ovenight Open Thread.

How About Rick Santorum for President?

by 1389AD ( 135 Comments › )
Filed under Anti-Jihad, Barack Obama, Elections 2012, Islam, Islamic Invasion, Republican Party at July 29th, 2011 - 8:30 am

Rick Santorum

From Zilla of the Resistance:

I’ve said again and again how I loathe gutless dhimmi weenies in the GOP and how we need strong leadership to get America off her knees, on her feet and back to kicking ass the way we used to as the undoubted leader of the free world. I believe former Pennsylvania Senator Rick Santorum has they type of strength and moral clarity that our country so desperately needs.

If you do a simple web search for Rick Santorum, all kinds of vile, horrible things come up in the search engines, from vicious nasty leftists, who are clearly afraid of what Rick Santorum represents: pro-life, pro-Israel, anti-sharia, anti-jihad, anti-islamocoddling, strong on immigration issues, and not afraid to speak the truth in clear no-nonsense terms. CRAPTASTIC geeks have “Google bombed” the search engine to manipulate results attached to Santorum’s name so that the very first thing to come up in results is something so vile, disgusting and explicit that I won’t even write it here, but you can go see for yourself quite easily.

Rick Santorum isn’t afraid to come right out and speak the truth about what an unmitigated disaster Obama and his leftist cohorts have been for Americans. Here’s an excerpt from an article he wrote in April of last year…

Read the rest.

Comments, anyone?