Yes, I admit. I started it:

And the rock cried out, “O Infidel! There is a Muslim hiding under me, come and kill him!”

Then, waldensianspirit kicked in his version:

“O Infidel! There is a Muslim digging a grave in Iran for his pathetic self. Assist him!”

Since this so-called “Religion of Peace™” is so deservedly fit for mocking, resulting in said followers raging and seething…let’s oblige them!
Find a Koranic verse and turn it on its head. Or if you want to parodize this particular verse, then by all means!
And to make it all free-wheeling…let’s make this an Open Thread!

Rodan Update: Philip Daniels has a classic mockery of the Koran!

 Whoever withholds the Tax is an enemy of Soros and his apostle Obama…

Slay those who do not believe in the Marx until they pay the Tax with willing submission and are thoroughly subjugated and debased…

When you gain a victory over the men of Reich-Winger Neo-Confederates, kill them…

Slay the evil Creationist Neo-Liberal Corporate Religious Right scum until there is no legislation contradicting that of Marx and Engels, and such legislation is established entirely everywhere…