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Dance Hard

by Bunk Five Hawks X ( 17 Comments › )
Filed under Entertainment, Humor, OOT, Open thread at April 8th, 2012 - 11:00 pm

Out of time for a post tonight, so let’s all get up and do the Wubba Wubba Dance on The Overnight Open Thread.

Canada’s Panhandling Dancer

by 1389AD ( 79 Comments › )
Filed under Canada, Censorship at August 17th, 2011 - 8:30 am

By Don Laird

RE: THE EXPOSÉS:

Ezra Levant Kicks Margie Gillis In The Interpretive Dance

Uploaded by blazingcatfur on Aug 12, 2011

Ezra rages against the Canadian Broadcast Standards Association and the campaign by tax payer parasite Margie Gillis to censor SunTV.

THE INTERVIEW AND THE BACKLASH (READ MARGIE GILLIS’ INSTRUCTIONS FOR VENGEANCE):

Sun News Interview with Margie Gillis – part 1

Sun News Interview with Margie Gillis – part 1

Hello Margie Gillis and friends…..

“Done the best for my country”……stop waving the flag, you are nothing but a glorified panhandler….there is no difference between you and some pesky wino following me down the street whining about his lot in life and how it deserves to be lifted by a small “donation”..

“A Canadian Dance Icon”……[expletive deleted]….aren’t we laying it on a little thick there Margie???…….suffering from the delusional stage of Alzheimer’s now are we????…..well perhaps you can join Margaret Trudeau, another “Canadian Icon” and picker of the Canadian taxpayers’ pocket (my my my…won’t you two have a lot to talk about), as she slides not so gracefully into old age dabbling in recreational pharmaceuticals and drunken driving…….nothing like the blather and flatulent ramblings of an old woman, suffering the debilitating effects of a terminal case of O.L.B.S. (Old Liberal Broad Syndrome), to give the hard working taxpayers of Canada a severe case of indigestion.

I watched the interview you gave you shameless old con artist, set off my gag reflex more times than Margaret Trudeau has been ridden by rock stars ….but Margie dearest, the winds of change are blowing…soon your “funding” will be cut and you will be relegated to your rightful place: giving interpretive dance lessons to the other “Les Connaisseurs De La Sous Le Pont”…..where, holding your bleary eyed audience spellbound and breathless in anticipation, you can regale them with wild tales of your glory days spent dipping into the Public Purse.

Later Margie, you master gourmand you, you can brew up a pot of “Souris avec des fèves au lard” and then, making the evening complete….the spectacular, Rat et le pigeon flambé ….all whilst sipping Listerine cocktails ‘neath Le Pont Mercier……….bathed in the glow of your faded youth and Montreal at night……a fitting end to your parasitic career.

I am so very very very glad the long run of the Liberals is over…..soon you and yours will only be a bad memory….a frightening tale I tell my grandchildren…….“Gather round kiddies and let me tell you about Margie Gillis and her 1.2 million dollars”……..”Oh No Grandpa…..you’ll frighten the kids!!!!!”…..

Regards, Don Laird (A non compassionate taxpayer!!!!)
Edson, Alberta, Canada


THIN SKINNED SENATOR JIM MUNSON AND HIS BARREL OF PORK

To Margie Gillis et. al.:

Hello there….its me…..again….

I am forwarding a response to my email “The Panhandling Dancer”………it comes from Canadian Senator Jim Munson.
(see his response below)

Senator Munson, in his role as senator (“Senator”…the very definition of parasitic) feels that my objection to Margie Gillis’ picking the pockets of Canadian taxpayers can be classified as “You are very sick” and “You understand nothing”

Well Senator Munson, after a lifetime spent in the profession of “reality twisting” and “politically correct manipulation of fact” (mainstream Canadian media) you really hit the jackpot when old “Mumbles Chrétien”, the “Swindler from Shawinigan”, in appointing you senator….gave you your very own barrel of pork. And now, as a senator, and just like Margie Gillis, at taxpayers expense, you spend your days vigorously polishing a chaise lounge with your ass…….. I “understand” that very clearly.

But I digress……

You see Munson……there is a difference between me and you….its called reality…..I understand that when a person receives 1.2 million dollars in Public funding for “interpretive dance”, a pursuit that can, at best, be described as the imitation of epileptic rodenti, and, at worst, the quintessential definition of “artsy-fartsy”, its glorified welfare, plain and simple…….so please, in the future, refrain from the sport of Liberal politicians and mainstream media……”Pissing on the public and then telling them its raining”

In closing Senator Munson…..and please forgive my profanity…..why don’t you seek Public funding for something that, as a Canadian senator and politician, you would be eminently qualified for…..”Interpretive Dog-F***ing”………

Hugs and Kisses….

Regards, Don Laird
Edson, Alberta, Canada

—– Original Message —–
From: Munson, Jim
To: [Don Laird]
Sent: Sunday, August 14, 2011 5:54 PM
Subject: Re: THE PANHANDLING DANCER (WITH CORRECTED FRENCH, APOLOGIES TO TRUDEAU)

You are very sick.
You understand nothing.


Now for some lollage from 1389AD:

Beggar with sign saying 'Fuck you'


No More Dancing Upstairs

by Bunk Five Hawks X ( 408 Comments › )
Filed under Blogmocracy, Humor, Open thread at October 1st, 2010 - 11:00 pm

[Last chance to enter The Contest. Post your entries by midnight tonight, Pacific Standard Time, and we’ll put up a poll this weekend to determine the wiener. –Bunk]

[UPDATE: THE CONTEST ENTRY WINDOW IS NOW CLOSED. Voting shall commence this weekend. Film at 11. –Bunk]

I want to thank all you folks who helped reseat the header beam over the stairs to the basement last Saturday night. When I went downstairs to bring up a fresh keg, the floor and wall were throbbing to the music, and not in a good way.

Coulda been very dangerous, so we reseated the header and installed drag straps and hold downs. We’ve moved the main sound system to the basement, and  installed a bar down there as well. We’re thinking of installing a dumbwaiter for nachos and poutines. Oh, yeah, there’s a new potty room right behind the bar counter.

Not pointing fingers at all, stuff like this happens. After all it’s an old house that was never designed for an Overnight Open Thread.

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How To Annoy The Downstairs Neighbors

by Bunk Five Hawks X ( 231 Comments › )
Filed under Humor, Open thread at August 10th, 2010 - 11:00 pm

1. Put on some hard-soled shoes.

2. Get on a hardwood floor.

3. Pretend your apartment is infested with little lizards.

4. Groove to an Overnight Open Thread.