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Necessity is a mother

by Bunk Five Hawks X ( 136 Comments › )
Filed under Academia, History, Humor, Open thread, Science, Socialism at May 23rd, 2010 - 10:03 pm

[Image from here.]

Once upon a time in a land of opportunity someone realized that there was a market for pig machines. Sitting for weeks on end, he pondered the problem before he went to the drafting board and came up with this excellent solution to a puzzle that had been bothering mankind since the first porkers were domesticated: how to adorn a sow with lipstick.

Obviously distraction was a key part of the resulting product, and once the animal was oblivious to its surroundings, one could also measure and weigh it. This data greatly reduced the amount of guessing that coopers required, allowing them to expand their trade, and thus pork barrel spending turned into a booming industry that survives to this day.

True story, and it’s also fodder for an Overnight Open Thread.

No, you’re not going to excrete several baked rectangular prisms of earthen material once your frontal lobes dissect this image and it’s not an offensive term for carnal knowlege of cognitive operations, but it’s still kinda cool.

by Bunk Five Hawks X ( 208 Comments › )
Filed under Humor, Open thread at May 22nd, 2010 - 10:00 pm

The link to the  original image was lost due to cognitive dissonance on my part. For my penance, I’ll suffer through another Overnight Open Thread.

Johnny Hart’s OpEd Slam

by Bunk Five Hawks X ( 181 Comments › )
Filed under Art, CAIR, Censorship, Christianity, Dhimmitude, Free Speech, Humor, Islamists, Open thread, Political Correctness, Politics, Religion at May 20th, 2010 - 10:30 pm

While perusing the internest on “Everybody Draw Mohammed Day” I stumbled upon a story I’d missed from 2003.  Apparently Johnny Hart (1931-2007) had voiced his coded opinion in his long-running strip “B.C.” and garnered complaints from CAIR and others.

The cartoon, which appeared Nov. 10 [2003] in more than 1,200 newspapers worldwide—including The Washington Post—shows a caveman entering an outhouse at night, and then saying, from inside, “Is it just me, or does it stink in here?” … [T]he cartoon contained six crescent moons—three in the sky, and three on the outhouse door—and wondered if this might have been a veiled slur on the world’s 1 billion practicing Muslims. … [An email] noted that Hart had drawn a prominent sound effect—”SLAM”—between two frames to accompany the closing of the outhouse door. The SLAM was stacked vertically, in the shape of an I, and could be seen to signify “Islam.” The cartoon appeared on the 15th day of Ramadan, the Muslim holy month.

The Washington Post asked six well-known cartoonists—all admirers of Johnny Hart—to look at the strip. Most said they had no idea what the joke was supposed to be. When the religious interpretation was suggested, five of the six thought it was probably right, even given Hart’s denial. “It’s highly, overwhelmingly, incontrovertibly suspicious,” said Berkeley Breathed, creator of “Bloom County” and the new Sunday-only strip “Opus.” “There’s no explanation for that gag without Islam. It’s meaningless.”

“That vertical SLAM is completely unnecessary to whatever surface gag is there,” said Jef Mallett, creator of the nationally syndicated cartoon “Frazz.” The cartoon would work equally well, and far more efficiently, Mallett said, without the prominent sound effect. “And other than the excuse to add three more crescents, there was no need to set the scene at night.”

Kathleen Parker added:

In answer to the question he posed in “B.C.,” it’s not the outhouse that stinks. It’s our virtuous “sensitivity” and the demand for tolerance by the manifestly intolerant that reeks.

Image from here, quotation from here, both found via link from here, and this is an Overnight Open Thread.

Believe In Yourself

by Bunk Five Hawks X ( 244 Comments › )
Filed under Education, Humor, Open thread at May 19th, 2010 - 11:00 pm

Persistence is the key to attaining your goals. That, and make sure you have a friend to record your pursuit of excellence and post it on the Utoobage so that everyone may be inspired to follow in your footsteps. Or not.

While the stalkers are looking around for a sheet of plywood to try it for themselves, let’s have an Overnight Open Thread.