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November 2012 – Great Balls O’ Fire
by Bunk Five Hawks X ( 48 Comments › )Filed under Humor, OOT, Open thread at August 9th, 2012 - 11:21 pm
Passive Aggressive Brownie Fail
by Bunk Five Hawks X ( 22 Comments › )Filed under Crime, Humor, OOT, Open thread at August 8th, 2012 - 11:00 pm
“Bwahahaha,” you think. She really showed them. Great plan, except for one small detail. The Mayor of Michieville observes:
Good job, Shirley. Through your public pronouncement, it has come to our attention that you have been lacing brownies with marijuana and bringing them into work. We have a zero tolerance policy here at Sprockley Sprockets when it comes to drug use. Seeing as though you have admittedly brought drugs onto company property, we have no other choice than to terminate your contract with extreme prejudice. We have also reported you to the local law enforcement officials and the FBI.
Checkmate, indeed.
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It takes balls to do this.
by Bunk Five Hawks X ( 34 Comments › )Filed under Golf, Humor, OOT, Open thread, Satire, Sports at August 7th, 2012 - 11:00 pm
“Those guys have big balls,” said Captain Obvious.
“But do they know about My Balls?” axed Bunk.
The vid was brought to my attention by Liberty Chick. I don’t know if she’s a golfer, but assuming she is, she’d probably choose My Balls to play with.
Be truthful: After viewing the vid, I bet you’d agree that My Balls are pretty damn good, and buying My Balls helps fund melanoma reasearch. If you purchase My Balls, you may need something suitable to carry them around in, like My Sack.
Not everyone likes to play with My Balls, so if any of you golfers would rather play with your own balls, let us know if you like My Sack.
There’s no reason for me to further ensnarken the basic concept, but don’t let that stop you, because it’s time for The Overnight Open Thread.
LISTEN LOUD ALWAYS
by Bunk Five Hawks X ( 57 Comments › )Filed under Art, Humor, OOT, Open thread at August 6th, 2012 - 11:00 pm
Ken Nordine
Ken Nordine, yeah I know that guy, I heard his voice 1000 times, he’s the guy in the bus station that says “go ahead I’ll keep an eye on your stuff for you,” and you see him the next day walking around town wearing your clothes. He broadcasts from the boiler room of the Wilmont Hotel with 50,000 watts of power. I know that voice, he’s the guy with the pitchfork in your head saying go ahead and jump, and he’s the ambulance driver who tells you you’re going to pull thru. He’s the guy in the control tower who talked you down in a storm with a hole in your fuselage and both engines on fire. I heard him barking thru the Rose Alley Carnival strobe as samurai firemen were pulling hose. Yeah, he’s the dispatcher with the heart of gold, the only guy up this late on the suicide hotline. Ken Nordine is the real angel sitting on the wire in the tangled matrix of cobwebs that holds the whole attic together. Yeah, Ken Nordine, he’s the switchboard operator at the Taft Hotel, the only place in town you can get a drink at this hour. You know Ken Nordine, he’s the lite in the icebox, he’s the blacksmith on the anvil in your ear. –Tom Waits
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