Crispness is clumping, the geezer’s getting flat, and here are some gift ideas for friends and family. Everyone knows someone who needs a coffee mug, a sweatshirt or a totebag with at least one of these classic, trendy and timeless designs by that Bunky guy. (My favorite is the one at top right.)

Click on any image to take you to the Cafe Press Store section where there are more products and options to choose from. If you don’t see a product with the image you want, let us know. Sales profits (assuming we get any)  go to charity. We don’t pocket it like The Magical Jazzy Ponytail does.

And speaking of Magical Jazzy Ponytails, let’s all gather around the firepist with some big ‘ol honkin’ mugs filled with crass commercialism and capitalism on
The Overnight Open Thread.