[Real product advert from here. I don’t know what’s worse, that or this.]
Puppies are born with incomplete digestive systems. They aren’t able to digest everything that passes through their digestive tracts, so they recycle, and pet owners can’t stand to watch it.

The Associated Press, Reuters, MSN and CNN and a couple of other media outlets that come to mind are kinda like that, too, but they are not puppies and so far there are no products available to prevent them from recycling their own stuff and feeding it to us.

Of course, there is no law that says we HAVE to consume the stinky little tapered treats presented by the leftwing press corps, so instead let’s talk crap and shoot the scheisse on The Overnight Open Thread.