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Man Hasn’t Washed Face In 46 Years

by Bunk Five Hawks X ( 88 Comments › )
Filed under History, Humor, Open thread, Satire at May 12th, 2011 - 11:00 pm


Seattle, WA (Strutts News Services) – Dennis Mitchell, born at the age of four in 1951, was immortalized by his cartoonist father Hank Ketcham in the now world famous comic strip, “Dennis the Menace.”

Over the decades Hank Ketcham left black and white emotional scars daily (and three-color ones Sundays) on his pen-and-ink son Dennis, who later became a wealthy recluse in his adult years.

Dennis, the ultimate rugrat, turned 18 in 1965, and has never washed his face since, although he admits to taking weekly baths in his natatorium that he refers to as “The Moat.”

When asked why he still refuses to wash his face, Dennis, now 64, responded without emotion, “Why not? You’re not my mother,” and promptly returned to a large leather-upholstered rocking chair facing the northeast corner of his crayon-enhanced living room in Belmont Shores, California.

Image from here via here. Originally posted here, with apologies to the late Hank Ketcham. And here is The Overnight Open Thread.

Hysteria about Curies, Rads, Rems & Becquerels

by Bunk Five Hawks X ( 108 Comments › )
Filed under Japan, Open thread, Satire at March 18th, 2011 - 11:00 pm


Before exposure.


After exposure.

This is what the alarmist media would have you believe. Any questions? Yes? Then check this out.  And this. Oh, yeah, and check out Page 27 of this.

I don’t mean to suggest that the situation at Japan’s Fukushima plant isn’t serious, but I do mean to suggest that the U.S. media’s fear mongering is way out of proportion to the actual danger.

Besides, tomorrow night’s “MegaMoon” is going to cause mass destruction,  stars to collide, and all beer to go flat before it comes crashing down into Lake Erie, so this may be the final Overnight Open Thread.

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Update— Here’s a map of radiation distribution from Nevada nuclear tests 1952-1962 [via]:

Click to see it larger.

 

Herd of Indricotheria Discovered

by Bunk Five Hawks X ( 91 Comments › )
Filed under Environmentalism, Evolution, Humor, Open thread, Satire, Science at December 14th, 2010 - 11:00 pm

Cerro Gordo, California (Strutts News Services) –
Long believed to be extinct, a small herd of female Indricotheria was discovered Thursday by two amateur Porphyrophobic scientists at a local watering hole.

Ms. Tooncie Crumbler of the Cerro Gordo Oceanic Institute described the find as “…something so incredibly awesome! We saw them in their natural habitat before we corralled them. They were so docile.”

“They had the distinct odor of unglazed, unfired pottery, and showed pink scars where they had been injured from fighting for dominance,” added Mr. Lannie Foosers, Ms. Crumbler’s assistant and mentor. “We found no males in the herd, but they must be around somewhere.”

The herd, eleven in all including one juvenile, was transported without incident to the Inyo County Fairgrounds, where they will be fed and sheltered until their rightful owners show up to claim them.

I enjoy reading news & science reports that aren’t all doom and gloom and  end on a positive note, especially when we get to discuss them on The Overnight Open Thread.

Cannonballism

by Bunk Five Hawks X ( 199 Comments › )
Filed under Art, Communism, Free Speech, Humor, Open thread, Political Correctness, Politics at September 12th, 2010 - 11:00 pm


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One of the greatest comic strips of all time was Walt Kelly’s Pogo. Well drafted and lettered, and exceptionally well written, Pogo could be read on different levels. As a kid I read it for the absurdity and dialect of the denizens of the Okefenokee Swamp. As an adult I understood the political undertones and satire of the strip.

Walt Kelly is one of those folks that I wish I’d met. He was a true conservative, a devout anti-communist who also mocked the idiotic extremism of the John Birch Society (he referred to them as the Jack Acid Society) as well as Senator Joe McCarthy (Simple J. Malarky) and all with humor and acerbic wit.

Some of his strips hit too close to home for some newspapers, so he penned “bunny strips”  to give left-leaning papers a more palatable option. The “bunny strips” often made the same points, but in a much more subtle manner. From the Wikipud:

Kelly would tell fans that if all they saw in Pogo were fluffy little bunnies, then their newspaper didn’t believe they were capable of thinking for themselves—or didn’t want them to.

Why am I going on about Pogo and Walt Kelly tonight?  Because Friday the 13th comes on a Monday this month, bringing a whole week of bad luck. Fortunately for us, the curse is greatly diluted by each and every Overnight Open Thread.