Yes, DOOMED, and there ain’t a goddam thing you can do about it.

Every single one of us is the earth’s bitch, and not the other way around, no matter how powerful Al Gore says 21st Century Schizoid Man is.

But don’t worry, the earth won’t be destroyed for another 4-5 billion years, give or take a few months, and even then it’ll be hanging around until something big enough to knock it out of orbit comes cranking through the moronosphere at a vermillion klicks an hour.

So meanwhile, let’s all relax, exhale big breaths of rainforest-enriching CO2, and enjoy an Overnight Open Thread, bitches.