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“They call him Flipper, Flipper,
Faster than light-ning;
No one can see
A fish take a pee…”

Here’s a guy who thinks he can whisper sweet nothings into the ear of a 20 year-old carp and have his way with her. Even if she was just playing koi and drinks like a fish, it still doesn’t give him the right to fondle her.

(Click the image to hear the original theme song.)

As for the rest of us, let’s fondle up to the restocked Rec Room Bar for
The Overnight Open Thread.