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Carp Dayum

by Bunk Five Hawks X ( 118 Comments › )
Filed under Food and Drink, Golden Age of Television, Humor, Open thread at May 27th, 2011 - 11:00 pm


[via]
“They call him Flipper, Flipper,
Faster than light-ning;
No one can see
A fish take a pee…”

Here’s a guy who thinks he can whisper sweet nothings into the ear of a 20 year-old carp and have his way with her. Even if she was just playing koi and drinks like a fish, it still doesn’t give him the right to fondle her.

(Click the image to hear the original theme song.)

As for the rest of us, let’s fondle up to the restocked Rec Room Bar for
The Overnight Open Thread.

When the Carp Hits the Fan

by Bunk Five Hawks X ( 168 Comments › )
Filed under Art, Humor, Open thread, Sports at November 20th, 2010 - 11:00 pm


[via Robots and Donuts.]

A long time ago one of Bunk’s friends got the “Rock ‘em Sock ‘em Robots” for Christmas. Bunk was filled with envy, until he saw what a stupid piece of carp it really was, but it was cool for 15 minutes until my friend and I decided to take it apart to find out why it was really a piece of carp.

That’s when the carp hit the fan with my friend’s Mom. Bunk realized that his own mom was calling about the same time and had to go.

Yeah, Bunk woosed out, but Bunk wasn’t stupid either, and survived to fess up and tell his story on The Overnight Open Thread.