Since we found out that Bunk was under-worked and overpaid, was overworked and underpaid, the owners decided to spruce his workplace up. The OOT Clubhouse at the Blogmocracy Gun Golf and Country Club was overdue for some attention. Since we cant actually pay Bunk, per se…we can make his digs nicer so that he can have a ‘more appealing and satisfying work experience’ here on the OOT (I got that last bit out of an old HR manual I found under Dorian’s special beer stash in the back room).
Over the last few days, crews of highly trained craftsmen have worked during the non-OOT hours to make the Clubhouse a much more classy joint. You’ll never recognize the place.
So without taking up any more of your time, allow me to show you around.
Prebanned offered to take an aerial pic for us. Yinz is here:
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So, lets get on the ground and see what has been done to the place. The pavilion can be used for overflow guests on the OOT or for an outside party. What is not shown here is the bbq and smoker that can accommodate a whole pig.
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Now, lets walk into the OOT Clubhouse at the Blogmocracy Gun Golf and Country Club for a drink.
We got Bunk a few Wide Screen HD TV’s. You’ll notice that we fixed and painted the holes in the drywall from the last blowup on the OOT. We also replaced the booze. The trapdoor is now lockable from the bar side, not the boiler-room side. The chef has informed me that he has put on staff for the OOT on weekend nights. He plans on serving tapas and snacks after midnight.
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We blew out the back wall and put in more seating. And yes, those are antique leather couches back in the lounge area, try not to destroy these, please. We put in 2 neumann microphones and a few marshall amps with a mixing board in in case anyone wants to jam or recite poetry or just get up on the soap box. Don’t ask what truck these fell off of.
Yesterday during sound check we had to kick out some weird dude in orange overalls who was muttering ‘Don’t you know who i AM?’ while he was trying to plug his computer keyboard into one of the amps. ..was he a guest of someone?
There is also an HD big screen back there with high speed cable internet so members and guests can check out what up at DoD in real time and play the latest videos form the OOT. Only the finest for the OOT Clubhouse at the Blogmocracy Gun Golf and Country Club!
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For the Gentlemen, we put in bigger lockers as you requested, these are temporary as the cedar lined hardwood lockers are still at the cabinet makers. The gun safe is around the corner to the left. Pass cards will be issued as soon as the locksmith and the HVAC guy finish with the climate controlled walk in safe. The entrance to the all-weather skeet range is now beside the weapons safe. We also retained a gunsmith to attend to your shooting needs. And as always, see the staff pro for club fitting and repair.
The Lady Captain and the rest of her team were in the Ladies Locker Room, so I couldn’t get a pic of the new couches and the hot tub/sauna in their locker room. Lars reminded me today to tell the Ladies that he is available for massage therapy after the OOT and in the evenings and by appointment.
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Oh, and the Rep from the Betty Ford Clinic stopped by and gave us some golf and bar towels. Feel free to take a few, just ask whomever is behind the bar for a couple. In exchange, the rep asks for some references and such if anyone gets too over the top. This is a pic of one, i got it a little dirty as it rained pretty hard during my round this morning. (Coincidentally, Betty Ford died today at 93 after this thread was completed. She was a force for good, may she rest in peace.)
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All that is left to do is create a crest for the Blogmocracy Gun Golf and Country Club to hang over the fireplace and we will be finished. Any takers?
Regards,
Coldwarrior,
President BGGCC,
Chair, Awards Committee
Men’s Golf Team Captain
